Ardal O'Hanlon - Exhausted

  • Season 5 , Ep 15
  • 10/07/2001
  • Views: 1,898

Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society. (1:59)

I'VE NO ENERGY AT ALL.

I USED UP ALL MY ENERGY IN MY

YOUTH, RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE,

PRETENDING TO BE A HORSE.

YOU KNOW?

(LAUGHTER)

I MEAN, THE ONLY EXERCISE I GET

NOW WOULD BE A VOMIT ON A FRIDAY

NIGHT.

SO...

(LOUD CHEERS)

KEEPS ME IN TRIM.

WELL, AND I HAD AN OPERATION

A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, YOU KNOW?

NOTHING TOO SERIOUS.

JUST HAVING MY PAJAMAS

SURGICALLY REMOVED.

BUT THIS OPERATION,

IT DID INVOLVE ME HAVING

MY GENITAL AREA SHAVED.

AND I WAS A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT

THIS AT FIRST.

BUT TO BE HONEST, I'VE BEEN

DOING IT EVER SINCE.

FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER>>

YEAH, BABY!

O'HANLON>> IT'S JUST ALL THE

GUYS IN THE WARD SAID I LOOKED

MUCH YOUNGER WITHOUT IT,

YOU KNOW?

APPARENTLY IT TAKES YEARS OFF

ME!

WELL, ONCE YOU START SHAVING

AN AREA, YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.

IT GROWS WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL!

I'M STANDING UP HERE AT THE

MOMENT, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE

DON KING'S HEAD IN MY

UNDERPANTS!

AND THAT'S NOT A VERY PLEASANT

THOUGHT, YOU KNOW.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DON KING.

I'M PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED.

I SAW A SIGN ON THE SIDE OF

THE ROAD THAT SAID--

"TIREDNESS CAN KILL."

I NEVER KNEW THAT.

LAST SATURDAY, I STAYED UP ALL

NIGHT WATCHING MOVIES.

I COULD'VE DIED!

NOBODY TELLS YA THESE THINGS!

I LOVE SLEEPING.

I THINK SLEEPLESSNESS IS THE

ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE PROBLEMS

IN SOCIETY TODAY.

PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP,

YOU KNOW?

THEY WORK TOO HARD AND THEY'RE

STRESSED OUT.

MAKE MISTAKES AND COMMIT CRIMES,

AND GROW LONG BEARDS AND RUN

AMOK IN THE WORKPLACE WITH

AUTOMATIC WEAPONS.

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A

SPANISH STYLE SIESTA IN THIS

COUNTRY.

YES.

(LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

FROM ABOUT HALF ELEVEN

IN THE MORNING UNTIL THURSDAY.

THAT WOULD BE ABOUT RIGHT.

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