Robert Kelly - Applebee's

  • Season 12 , Ep 22
  • 04/03/2008
  • Views: 20,405

Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk. (1:28)

MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT:APPLEBEE'S. I LOVE THAT PLACE.

YOU KNOW WHY? THAT'S THERESTAURANT WITH THE WAITERS

WITH ALL THE FLAIR AND THESUSPENDERS AND THEY'RE ALWAYS

HAPPY TO SEE YOU.I LOVE THOSE RESTAURANTS

BECAUSE THEY CATERTO FAT PEOPLE.

THEY KNOW FAT ARE SHOWING UP.YOU WALK IN, THEY'RE LIKE,

"HEY, WE TOOK CHICKENAND PUT CAKE IN IT.

IS THAT COOL?" IT'S LIKE,"YES. OH MY GOD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?""I DON'T THINK SO, FATSO.

BUT GO BY THE TOBOGGAN.WE'LL BRING IT RIGHT OVER."

OH, I LOVE THEDESERT MENU THERE, TOO,

'CAUSE IT'S SO RIDICULOUS.THEY ACTUALLY TAKE A COLOR PHOTO

OF THE DESERT,WHICH IS UNNECESSARY.

IT'S A PHOTO,LIKE IT HAD IT'S OWNPHOTO SHOOT DAY.

IT'S ALMOST A FAT GUYPORNO MAG AT THAT POINT.

AND IT HAS A DESCRIPTION.LIKE, IT TALKS TO YOU LIKE,

"HEY, I'M APPLY CRISPY.HI. I'M FROM CALIFORNIA.

"THIS IS MY SISTER,HOT FUDGE CAKE.

YOU CAN GET BOTH OF US, FATSO."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

I NEED A DESERT THAT SATAN MADEFROM HIS ASS. [Farts Loudly]

"THIS IS 'SATAN ASS'FUDGE CHOCOLATE.

IF YOU EAT THIS,YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE."

[High Pitched Voice]"OH, BOBBY, WHY?"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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