Freddy Soto - Food Racism

Soto, Colonna, Heffron, Harris Season 4, Ep 0412 02/10/2001 Views: 6,252

Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes. (2:38)

HOW'S IT GOING?

RIGHT ON.

RIGHT ON.

YEAH.

LIKE HE SAID, I'M FROM EL PASO,

TEXAS.

SI, SENOR.

YEAH, BROTHER, I'M FROM RIGHT

THERE, RIGHT ON THE BORDER,

MAN.

BUT HEY, BRO, THERE'S PLACES

IN TEXAS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T GO,

STILL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I GOT KICKED OUT OF A DENNY'S

IN DALLAS, BROTHER.

YEAH.

I JUST WALKED IN, YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN?

"HEY BROTHER, HOW'S IT GOING?

CAN I GET SOME PANCAKES?"

"OH?

YOU SAY YOU WANT PANCAKES

PEPITO?

(LAUGHTER)

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON.

WE DON'T SERVE BEAN-FLAVORED

PANCAKES, GODDARN IT!"

"HEY, BROTHER, MAN, I CAN GET

THOSE AT HOME!"

THAT'S OUR RACIAL EPITHET,

RIGHT GUYS?

MEXICANS, WE GET THE BEANER.

KINDA CUTE, ISN'T IT?

"HEY, LITTLE BEANER!"

LITTLE GODDARN BEANER EATING

BEANS, GODDARN IT!

EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY HAD AN

ACCENT, THOUGH.

MY DAD HAD HIS FAVORITE ENGLISH

WORD.

'CAUSE SPANISH WAS HIS FIRST

LANGUAGE, SO WHEN HE CAME UP

WITH ENGLISH, MAN, HE JUST

HOOKED INTO HIS FAVORITE WORD.

"HEY...REGARDLESS."

(LAUGHTER)

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

MAN, HE JUST LIKES TO SAY IT.

"HEY...REGARDLESS."

(LAUGHTER)

HE'LL LIKE PUMP IT INTO ANY

SENTENCE, MAN, YOU GOTTA WATCH

HIM.

"MIJO, COME OVER HERE.

LOOK AT THE CHAIR, YOU KNOW,

WE NEED TO SAND IT ON THE SIDE,

REGARDLESS.

AND ON THE BOTTOM, TOO."

(LAUGHTER)

"MAN, DID YOU JUST PUMP IN A

REGARDLESS THERE FOR NO REASON?"

(LAUGHTER)

"NO, REGARDLESS, IT NEEDS IT ON

THE SIDE!"

(LAUGHTER)

I LIKE OUR RACIAL EPITHET,

THOUGH.

"HEY, LITTLE BEANER."

I LOVE IT, DUDE.

EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE, RIGHT?

RACISM IS BOILED DOWN TO THE

FOOD WE EAT, MAN.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

IRISH PEOPLE HAVE THEIR

POTATOES, ITALIANS HAVE THEIR

SPAGHETTI, BLACK PEOPLE HAVE

THE FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON.

OH, LOOK HOW QUIET EVERYBODY

GETS ON THAT ONE, HUH?

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH, EVERYBODY LAUGHED AT

THE BEANS, THOUGH, DIDN'T THEY?

BEANS IS COOL.

CHICKEN?

"OH, NEVER HEARD OF IT.

WHAT'S A CHICKEN?

(LAUGHTER)

THE WATERMELON?

HEY, COME ON, GUY.

I'M ON A DATE.

(APPLAUSE)

COME ON, GUYS!

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, MAN!

CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR RICE,

GAY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR CROUTONS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I BETTER NOT PISS THE GAY PEOPLE

OFF, MAN.

WHEN THEY GET MAD, "HEY,

YOU BETTER STOP IT, STUPID,

ALL RIGHT?

NO, YOU'RE STARTING TO GET

STUPID.

YOU BETTER STOP IT, OKAY?"

HEY GUYS, I'M JUST MESSING