Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunter Men

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 13,703

While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies. (1:38)

(Bobcat Goldthwait)HEY, I'M ALL FORHUNTERS OWNING GUNS.

YEAH, THAT INCREASES THEODDS OF TWO REDNECKS

BLOWING EACHOTHER'S HEADS OFF.

WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME?

UH, I THOUGHTYOU WERE A DEER?

(bleep) YOU!

YOU'RE MAD WE BROKE UP.

NOT SAYING ALLHUNTERS ARE GAY,

BUT, KINDA GAY, RIGHT?

IF I WAS INTODUDES, I'D HUNT.

YOU BET I WOULD.

THAT IS A WILDERNESS SAUSAGEPARTY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

'CAUSE I USED TO GET PICKEDON 'CAUSE I DIDN'T HUNT.

IT'D BE LIKE, "YOU'REQUEER, GOLDTHWAIT.

YOU WON'T HUNT."

YEAH, I'M GONNA STAYHOME THIS MORNING WITHTHE WOMEN FOLK...

WHILE YOU GET UP ATTHE CRACK OF DAWN,

AND GO OUT IN THE WILDERNESSWITH A BUNCH OF DUDES,

ALL HUDDLED TOGETHER INA LITTLE TINY BLIND...

WATCHING THE SUN COMEUP IN MATCHING OUTFITS.

YEAH, I'M THE BIG QUEENIN THIS SCENARIO.

I'M COLD, TONY, HOLD ME.

SHOOT THE DEER.

HE SAW US.

NOW I KNOW ISOUND HOMOPHOBIC,

WHICH I DON'T THINK I AM.

GAY BASHING ISGUYS GOING,

"I HATE YOU 'CAUSEYOU'RE A (bleep)...

"AND YOU'RE A (bleep)...

"AND YOU'RE KINDOF ATTRACTIVE...

"AND I'D LIKE TO (bleep)YOU, BUT I'M IN THE CLOSET,

"SO I'LL JUST BEAT YOU UP AND(bleep) OFF IN MY TRANS AM

ON THE WAY HOME."

YOU EVER KILL ANYTHING?

BESIDES MY WILL TO LIVE?

WHY WOULD IWANT TO DO THAT?

FOR FUN.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

C'MON, FOLLOW ME TOTHE HUNTING GROUNDS.

YEAH!

WHERE YOU GOING, PUNK?

YEAH!

AWWW, I FEEL SO ALIVE!

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