You get in fightswith people here
that you don't expect.
Like, it's not like fightswhere you just like--
you know, I think I'm gonnafight some guy my size.
You get in fights withjust random people of all--
You know, like,you fight with,
like, a weird varietyof people,
and a lot of timesabout cabs.
I get in a lot of cab fights,
'cause there's just not enoughcabs here.
I don't knowwhat's going on,
but I can't--sometimes--this is no lie.
Using all of my whiteness,I cannot--
just stand at the corner.
They just drive by me with,
like, whiter people than me?
I don't know what's happening.
There's gingers and albinoslaughing at me.
Calling me mean words.
So I got in a fightwith this lady for a cab,
and so I called her, like--
well, have you ever seen--
did you ever seethe movie Precious?
Have you guys seen Precious?
Black people, have you seen,not Precious--
Have you seen Precious?
- Yeah.- Okay.
Have you seen--but this is more--
this is a more importantquestion.
Have you seen The Human Centipede,
which is like our Precious?
That's, like, our very--
movie for white peopleto watch.
It's, like,the same kind of--
Like, it's like peopletrapped in a bad situation.
They don't knowhow to eat right.
Don't have a good diet,
so it's like, it doesn'tend up good for them.
But here's my problemwith Precious.
That's not a true story.
That's made up.Do you know that?
That's not a real girl.
They made her up.
Why are you making upthis girl
and doing these thingsto her?
What--like, who's gettinghelped by that,
'Cause I'll tell youwho's not getting helped.
Girls that look like Precious,
their lives are destroyedright now.
Their lives were ruinedby that movie,
'cause I got newsfor you--
you piss me offand look like Precious,
I'ma call you Precious.
Like, you don't evenhave to look like her that much.
So I called this ladyWhite Precious,
and she looked very surprised,like...
She thought she couldn'tget called Precious
'cause she was white.
That's how clever I am.
Quick on my feet.
'Cause we werefighting over a cab, you know?