Henry Phillips - On the Shoulders of Freaks

  • Season 9 , Ep 23
  • 07/14/2005
  • Views: 4,489

IF DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO GET

A LITTLE EDUCATIONAL ON YOUR

ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ON

HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS, WHICH

I THINK IS REALLY THE BEST WAY

TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY IF YOU

EVER GET A CHANCE.

BUT IT WAS ABOUT, IT WAS ABOUT

LIKE, UH, SALVADOR DALI,

THE ARTIST.

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW

THIS BUT SALVADOR DALI, ONE TIME

IN AN EFFORT TO SHOW HOW HUMBLE

AND MEEK THAT HE WAS IN THE EYES

OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE SHOWED UP

TO HER DOORSTEP COMPLETELY NAKED

AND COVERED IN HIS OWN

EXCREMENT, AND WHICH DIDN'T WORK

APPARENTLY AND IT DIDN'T WORK

FOR ME EITHER.

I TRIED IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS

AGO.

AND THAT FAMILY NEVER WANTS TO

SEE ME AGAIN.

BUT IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT ALL

THESE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE

INCREDIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO

WESTERN CIVILIZATION.

AND THIS IS A SONG ABOUT THAT.

AND I DON'T DO THIS SONG VERY

OFTEN AND I THINK MOSTLY IT'S

BECAUSE IT' NOT A VERY GOOD

SONG.

AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT IS A

TRUE STORY AND IT IS VERY

IMPORTANT.

AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

♪ ANCIENT PHILOSOPHY

♪ WAS FRAMED BY PRODIGIES

♪ ARISTOTLE

♪ PLATO AND SOCRATES

♪ AND EVEN THOUGH

♪ THEIR THOUGHTS WERE DEEMED

♪ THE ARISTOCRATIC VOICE

♪ THEY ALSO HAD A THING

♪ FOR LITTLE BOYS

♪ CATHERINE THE GREAT

♪ SO IT'S BEEN SAID

♪ NEEDED FARM ANIMALS

♪ TO BE FULFILLED IN BED

♪ FROM HISTORIC RULERS

♪ TO THE ANCIENT GREEKS

♪ WE'RE STANDING ON

♪ THE SHOULDERS OF FREAKS

♪ ISN'T LIFE PRETTY

♪ ERNEST HEMMINGWAY ONCE SAID

♪ AND THEN HE PUT A BULLET

♪ THROUGH HIS HEAD

♪ SALVADOR DALI'S

♪ SURREAL PAINTINGS

♪ WERE GOD SENT

♪ YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE WORE

♪ HIS OWN EXCREMENT

♪ THEN THERE'S DA VINCI

♪ FOR WHOM IT REQUIRED

♪ DRESSING IN

♪ WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR

♪ TO BE INSPIRED

♪ FROM THE GREAT ROMANTICS

♪ TO THE ANCIENT GREEKS

♪ WE'RE STANDING ON

♪ THE SHOULDERS OF

♪ FREAKS ♪

THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.

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