Damien Lemon - If You See Something, Say Something

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/26/2012
  • Views: 4,543

Damien Lemon gives a shout out to all the white people adopting black babies. (2:23)

YOU KNOW, BECAUSEWHERE I'M FROM

YOUR FATHER WILLABANDON THE FAMILY,

BUT HE WON'T LEAVETHE NEIGHBORHOOD.

YOU LIABLE TOBE ON THE TRAIN.

LIKE, "YO, WHY IS THIS OLDDUDE STARIN' AT ME LIKE THAT.

"AND WHY DOES HEHAVE MY EYES?"

"THAT'S YOUR FATHER,THAT'S WHY."

THAT'S REAL TALK.

SOME OF YA'LL ARESWALLOWIN' HARD.

LIKE, "AGH, THAT'S TOUGH."

FATHER'S DAY JUST BEMOTHER'S DAY, THE SEQUEL.

ON THAT NOTE, SHOUT OUT TOALL THE WHITE PEOPLE

THAT'S BEEN ADOPTINGTHESE BLACK BABIES.

THERE'S BLACK PEOPLECLAPPIN' FOR THAT.

THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANY.

THAT'S LIKE ARICH WHITE FETISH.

YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMEPAPER FOR THAT.

'CAUSE THEY DON'TADOPT DOMESTIC.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU WON'T CATCH 'EM WITH,LIKE, A BED-STY BLACK BABY.

THAT'S...

THAT'S TOO LOCAL.

YOU COULD SEETHAT ON A-TRAIN.

AH.

THEY BE GOIN' DEEP OFF TOAFRICA, TO THE SOURCE.

GET THAT UNCUT, PURE.

FOR REALS.

THEY BE TALKIN' ABOUT THEBABY LIKE IT'S A WEED STRAIN.

THEY BE LIKE, "YEAH...

"WE GOT THIS UGANDAAT THE CRIB.

"THIS LITTLE GUY IS AMAZING!"

THEY BE BEAUTIFULBLACK BABIES, TOO.

YOU SEEN 'EM--THEY BE GORGEOUS.

SHINY, CURLY BLACK HAIR.

SKIN BE CLEAR LIKEA CUP OF COFFEE.

KID BE THREE MONTHS OLD,GOT 32 PERFECT, STRAIGHT,

ADULT TEETH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU BE LIKE,"WHERE YOU GET THIS--

"WHAT, YOU SEEN ACASTING AGENT?

"THIS LITTLE GUYIS ADORABLE!"

SERIOUSLY, BLACK PEOPLE,WHITE FOLKS

ARE BUYIN' BLACK PEOPLEAGAIN.

JUST PAY ATTENTIONIS ALL I'M SAYIN'.

THEY SAY, "IF YOU SEESOMETHIN', SAY SOMETHIN'."

SO, I'M JUST-- MAN.

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