Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up

  • Season 10 , Ep 10
  • 03/23/2006
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LIKE WOMEN RIGHT NOW AND I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, AS A WOMAN, I WILL ADMIT

THAT WOMEN DRESSFOR OTHER WOMEN, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHY MEN,IF WE LOVE YOU,

WE DRESS YOU FOR OTHER WOMEN, TOO.

THAT'S WHY WE DRESS YOU STUPID,

'CAUSE WE WANT ANOTHER WOMAN TO LOOK AT YOU, AND GO,

"HE'S CUTE, BUT I CAN'T FIX ALL OF THIS."

WHO DO YOU THINK INVENTED THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT, OKAY?

AND I KNOW THIS FROM GROWING UP WITH BOYS,

THAT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING A MAN DOES

IS TO SEE A WOMAN NAKED. IT'S THE TRUTH.

IT REALLY IS. RIGHT? I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT.

YOU WAKE UP. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE JOBS.

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE HOMES. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE CARS,

JUST TO SEE A WOMAN NAKED.

AND YOU DON'T HAVETO GO THROUGH ALL THAT.YOU REALLY DON'T.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT A SCALE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.

'CAUSE THERE'S NOT A WOMAN ALIVE

WHO WEIGHS HERSELF COMPLETELY DRESSED. RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WE START GETTING UNDRESSED ONTHE WAY TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

"WHOA, MY EARRINGS WEIGH THREE POUNDS. TAKE THESE OFF."

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BEEN A LOTTA FUN. I'VE HAD A GREAT YEAR.

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