One of the most impressive featsof this Olympiad
happened last weekwhen America hero
and muscular ear modelMichael Phelps...
-(laughter)-broke an Olympic record
held for 2,168 years withhis 13th individual gold medal.
He beat the record setby Leonidas of Rhodes
in 152 BC.
There he ison an ancient box of Wheaties,
before they made a rule thatathletes could no longer appear
on a box with their dick out.
-BORG: Oh, there it is.-Oh. Must... Yeah.
Kind of hard to...sort of hard to see.
That must bethe Winter Olympics.
I don't know.So, comedians...
what's... what'sanother ancient record
that's been broken recently?
-Yakov Smirnoff. -Well,hundred and thirty athletes,
uh, were, uh,disqualified in this Olympics,
-which was a record.-Mm-hmm.
Which proves that using steroids can help you break records.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.Oh! That is an excellent point.
Points. Yeah. Excellent point.
-Flula Borg.-Uh, I was just reading
that Kanye Westhas recently achieved
the highest self-esteemof all time.
The record was first set by God.
-All right, points.-(laughter)
And he... he just beat it,he just beat it.
Yeah, he beat it.
He knew he was gonna do that.
He knew. He knew the whole time.He called that on Snapchat.