CJ Sullivan - New Favorite Jerk

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/04/2012
  • Views: 2,563

CJ Sullivan's new favorite jerk is the guy who gives someone sh*t for having a tattoo. (1:10)

I MEAN, I'M A JERK.I LOVE JERKS.

MY NEW FAVORITE JERK IS THE GUYWHO GIVES SOMEONE [bleep]

FOR HAVING A TATTOO.HE'S A GOOD GUY.

I MEAN, EVERYONE'SGOT A TATTOO NOW.

LIKE,BOY BANDS HAVE TATTOOS.

THIS GUY'S GIVING THIS GIRL[bleep] FOR HAVING A TATTOO.

HE'S LIKE, UH,"YEAH, THAT'S A NICE TATTOO,

BUT, UH, WHAT'S IT GONNALOOK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE 90?

HMM?YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

WHAT'S IT GONNA LOOK LIKEWHEN YOU'RE 95? [chuckles]

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW'S ANYTHING LOOK ON YOUWHEN YOU'RE 90?

PANTS DON'T LOOK GOODWHEN YOU'RE 90.

I'M SURE THE FADED CHINESELETTER FOR ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

ON HER BACK'S NOT GONNA[bleep] UP HER DATING SCENE

WHEN SHE'S 92.

NICE BATCH OF COOKIESAND TOOTHLESS BLOW JOB

WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.AM I RIGHT, 90-YEAR-OLDS?

I'M GONNA WAIT TILL I'M 90TO GET MY TATTOO.

JUST SOIT'S THE BEST THING ON ME.

AH-HA!YOU SEE THAT?

SAYS "JA RULE"RIGHT THERE.

EH, HE WAS, LIKE,A RAPPER 60 YEARS AGO.

I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE HIMTHEN EITHER, BUT--

LISTEN TO THE OLDIES A LOT,YOU KNOW? HE'S PRETTY GOOD.

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