It's so good to be here.
I am in the prime of my life.
I'm in my late 20s.
I'm 31,and it's just--
it's going great.
I--that's a woman's age.
Like, I am a woman,
but I don't feel like onemost of the time.
I'm still feeling likea girl a lot of times.
Like, I'm still relatingto Taylor Swift songs
on a level I definitelyshouldn't, you know?
But, like, my back hurts a lot,so I'm like,
"Oh, that's right,I can't shake it off.
"Like, I wish--
I wish I could."
I'm on Snapchat, you know?
But, like, I Googlebunion surgery every day,
so looking into that.
It's weird, like, I feelconfident most of the time,
but there are timeswhen I'm like, "Ugh."
Like, the other day,I got jealous
of a dog's thigh gap.
I'm not proud of that.
Just like,"How does she do it?
But I'm just, like,not where I should be,
I feel, as a 31-year-old.
I don't want a lot of thingsthat girls my age want.
I don't want kids.
I do want a baby, though,
so it's like,ugh, you know?
they become that, and so...
Yeah, I do want a baby,but, like,
I feel likemost women want babies,
and that's maybewhy so many of us exist,
'cause babies are so cute,everyone wants one.
They're like the puppiesof humans, I've heard.
I think a scientistsaid that once,
and, you know, it's like--and that's all
you hear women saywhen they're gonna have kids.
They're like,"Oh, we're trying for a baby.
"Oh, we're gonna have a baby.
"We just had a baby.Baby."
And it's like,"Yeah, I know, but, like,
"eventually it's just gonna besome dude named Doug.
"You know that, right?
Like,it's just gonna be a guy."
Like, it's always "baby,"but it's like,
it's a baby this muchof the time you know it,
and then it's all Doug.
Like, it's just a--no one's ever like,
"Oh, we're having a man."