Richard Lewis - Luxury Car

Dana Gould & Judy Gold Season 1, Ep 0123 02/24/1992 Views: 732

Richard doesn't have his luxury car anymore. (1:05)

AND I KNOW THEY'RE GOINGTO BE WATCHING

I'LL GET PHONE CALLS,AND... FORGET IT.

I'M VERY PROUD, QUITE FRANKLY,DURING AN ELECTION YEAR

TO BE MAKING A LIVINGDURING A RECESSION.

READ MY LIPS--"RECESSION," BUT...

I BOUGHT A CAR.

THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARSHAVE BEEN-- THANK GOD--

HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR ME,AND AS I'VE TRIED, I SAID.

BUT I STRUGGLED SO LONG

I SAID, "I'M GOING TO BUYONE OF THESE LUXURY CARS"

AND IT TURNED OUTTO BE A CAR FROM HELL--

PARDON MY OWN EXPRESSION

WHICH IS NOW USED IN COTTAGECHEESE COMMERCIALS, BUT...

I'LL GET SUED, BUT THE CAR--I CAN'T SAY THE NAME.

IT RHYMES WITH "MAGUAR," OKAY?

IT RHYMES WITH "MAGUAR."

( laughter )

( applause )

I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE,I GOT BLINDSIDED

I WAS DRIVING, A GUY HIT MEDURING A RED LIGHT.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

I'M STAGGERING,THE MAGUAR WAS SHMEARED

AND I SWEAR TO GOD,THIS KID SAYS

"MR. LEWIS, I KNOWTHIS IS A BAD TIME

"BUT COULD YOU GET ME TICKETSTO THE LETTERMAN SHOW?

I'M GOING TO BE IN NEW YORK."