Stella - Perfect Summer Day

  • Season 8, Ep 22
  • 05/13/2004
  • Views: 11,190

HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR MYIDEA OF A PERFECT SUMMER DAY?

YEAH.

OOH, YEAH.

MY IDEA OF A PERFECT SUMMERDAY IS--

♪ [PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S 75 DEGREES CELSIUS.

HMM.

HM-HM-HM-HM.

I'M WEARING MY FAVORITELINEN CULOTTES,

MY BLOUSE IS UNBUTTONED,LIKE, TO MY NAVEL,

AND I JUST SPEND THE DAYSWINGING IN MY HAMMOCK

GETTING TOTALLY DOUCHEDBY THE SPRINKLER.

MICHAEL, THAT IS A PERFECTSUMMER DAY...

ALMOST.

WELL, SET ME STRAIGHT,GIRLFRIEND.

[LAUGHTER]

MY IDEA OF THE PERFECT

SUMMER DAY IS...

♪ I'M SITTING IN MY GARDEN,

AND IT'S FILLED WITH LILY PADSLIKE THAT CLAUDE MONéT

PAINTING CALLED "LILY PADS."

AND I'M SIPPING A TALL, COOLGLASS OF MARTINI AND ROSSI

ASTI SPUMANTI LEMON SPRITZER.

AND I'M LISTENING TO THE MOSTRECENT STARBUCKS CHILL-OUT

MELLOW MIX CD SAMPLER.

AND I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY BONINGMY DAD.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THAT IS THE PERFECTSUMMER DAY...

BUT NOT QUITE.

OH.

MY IDEA OF A PERFECTSUMMER DAY IS--

♪ FIRST, I WATCH MY SEX AND THE

CITY DVD, SECOND SEASON, BEFORECARRIE GOT TOTALLY ANNOYING.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

AND THEN I JUST SPEND THE WHOLEAFTERNOON LOUNGING IN THE POOL

FARTING.

BUBBLES RISING, RISING ANDEXPLODING WITH THE AROMA OF THE

FISH AND MEAT BUFFET I GORGED ONAN HOUR BEFORE.

AND THEN A LITTLE TEENY, WEENYPIECE OF POO COMES OUT MY BUTT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT REALLY IS THE PERFECTSUMMER DAY.

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