Billy the Kid - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 08/27/2013
  • Views: 38,894

The outlaw Billy the Kid stands up against selfish landowners, but he's eventually cornered by Sheriff Pat Garrett. (3:03)

KNOWN AS BILLY THE KID.

AS AN ADOLESCENT,HE STOLE CHEESE,

AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED.

AND HE ESCAPEDOUT OF AN OUTHOUSE.

THAT'S WHEN HE FELT LIKEHE WAS AN OUTLAW.

YOU KNOW, THESE--THESE RANCH OWNERS

AND THESE LAND OWNERSAND THESE SHERIFFS

WERE TAKING WATER AND LANDAND MONEY

FROM THE INDIANS,THE MEXICANS.

AND BILLY THE KIDIS THE KIND OF GUY

THAT WOULD BE LIKE,[bleep] YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.

I'M GONNA SHOOT YOUAND KILL YOUR PEOPLE...

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.BOOM, BOOM.

AND YOUR SHERIFFS, MAYBE.

PEW, PEW, PEW.

HE WAS LOVEDBY THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY,

AND HE APPARENTLY HAD

A LOT OF LATINA WOMENTHAT LOVED HIM.

BUT, UH--[laughs]

- DID HE DATE ANY?

- OH, A LOT OF 'EM.

HE LOVED LATINA WOMEN.

THERE WAS THESE STORIESWHERE HE KILLED

THESE PEOPLE, LIKE,UH, JOE GRANT,

WHO WAS THE LOCAL DRUNK,APPARENTLY, AT THIS BAR.

AND BILLY THE KIDWAS SITTING THERE

AND HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM.

HE SAID, IF I--IF I MET BILLY THE KID,

I WOULD KILL HIMIN COLD BLOOD.

I'D MURDER HIM.

AND HE WAS LIKE,OKAY.

AND SO BILLY THE KID,HE SAID,

MAN, I LOVEYOUR IVORY HANDLE.

AND HE TURNED ITTO WHERE THERE WAS

ONE BLANKON THAT REVOLVER.

AND HE SAID, HEY, JOE GRANT,I'M BILLY THE KID.

[ominous music]

OH, REALLY?AND HE WALKED OUT.

AND YOU HEAR--[click]

AND THEN BILLY THE KIDTURNED AROUND

AND SHOT THAT DUDEIN THE CHIN.

[chuckles]IN THE CHIN.

I MEAN, WELL,YOU'RE AN ASS[bleep].

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

[playing piano]

AND WHAT'S CRAZYABOUT BILLY THE KID,

HE COULD SING IN A WAYTHAT NO ONE ELSE COULD SING.

[singing poorly]

LET'S--TRY THAT.

[gibberish]

[laughs]

[mumbling]

HEY, BITCH!

[laughs]

I'M, LIKE, A BITCH!

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

[laughs]

PAT GARRETT WAS THE SHERIFFAND SAID,

MY--MY ONE GOAL IS TO GET--

I'M GONNA GET BILLY THE KID.

AND HE HUNTED DOWNBILLY THE KID.

SO THEY FOUND HIMIN A FARMHOUSE,

AND THEY HAD THE WHOLE PLACESURROUNDED.

ONE GUY CAME OUT AND HE DECIDEDTO GO FEED THE HORSE,

AND THEY SHOT HIM DOWN

AND THOUGHT THATIT WAS BILLY THE KID.

AND THEY WERE LIKE, WE GOTBILLY THE KID, WE GOT HIM.

AND THEN THEY REALIZEDTHAT IT WASN'T HIM.

SO THEN THEY REALIZEDIT WASN'T HIM.

AND PAT GARRETT SAID,WELL, SHOOT THE HORSE DOWN.

SHOOT THE HORSE DOWN.

THERE'S NO WINDOWS.THERE'S NO EXIT.

AND SO THEYSHOT THE HORSE DOWN.

AND THEY PUT THE HORSE,THE DEAD HORSE,

IN FRONT OF THE EXIT.

AND THEY PUT HIMIN FRONT OF THE EXIT

AND NO ONE ELSECOULD GET OUT.

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