JB Smoove - Racist Elevator

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/09/2012
  • Views: 3,631

JB Smoove knows a racist elevator when he sees one. (1:29)

OF A SHOW?

- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT,I'M THE HOST.

- WHAT'S THE--AND IT'S CALLED "THE RUCKUS?"

WHAT'S THAT--WHAT'S "THE RUCKUS?"

- I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING--YOU AIN'T GOT IT.

GOOD MOVE-- GOOD MOVE.

YOU SEE THAT?

- HEY, HOLD THE DOOR!

[screaming]

- HELP ME!

- I'M TRYING TO HELP YOUR ASS.

HOLD ON--MAN, DON'T HOLD ME!

GET THE FUCK OFF ME--GET OFF ME!

OH-HO!

ANOTHER BLACK MAN,ANOTHER BLACK MAN!

YOU SEE THAT?

- OH, JEEZ--YOU'RE PARANOID.

OH, I'M PARANOID--NOW, I'M PARANOID?

- YOU'RE PARANOID.

- GIRL, IT SOUNDS LIKEYOU'RE PREGNANT TO ME.

I GOTTA GO-- OKAY.

AH, WHAT THE---

- OH!

YOU SEE, SEE, SEE?

THIS ELEVATOR IS RACIST!

I KNOW A RACIST ELEVATORWHEN I SEE A RACIST ELEVATOR!

- IT'S A COINCIDENCE--THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.

- NO, IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE!

- NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO--YOU LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT?

YOU HAVE A SHOW TO HOST--YOU HAVE TO CALM DOWN.

NOW, LET'S GO--THIS IS OUR FLOOR, ALL RIGHT?

- CRACKER-ASS ELEVATOR.

AH!

HELP!

I NEED YOUR WHITE ARM!

OH, MY ARM!

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU-YOU'RE ALL RIGHT--YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

- YOU'RE A GOOD WHITE MAN.

- WELL, THAT'S KINDOF YOU TO SAY.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT--

THAT IS A CRACKER-ASSELEVATOR.

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