You know whats worse though
than the musicis the talk radio.
Okay, whoever has inventedPlayboy Radio has forgotten
the one thing you don't wantPlaymates to do is talk.
And they give advice.So these guys will call in,
and it's just like,"Oh, yeah... (low grunting)
How you doing, Timber?"
They're always, like,mid-masturbation.
Listen, uh, I'm a retired vet.(grunts)"
"Oh, my God, I love animals."
"Oh, yeah, I'll bet you do,Timber. Listen, uh,
"I need some advice.Uh, I really
want to (bleep)my stepdaughter."
"Well, one thing I will sayis that my stepdad waited for me
"to move out of the housebefore he (bleep) me,
and I really respect himfor that?"
Like, these girlsdo this thing now
where they say a statementbut they phrase it
like a question?
And if you talk like that,
you're ruiningthe women's movement?
No other job can you get awaywith talking like that.
"This is your pilot speaking?"
"We just got your X-ray back?"
"I have a dream?"