Brian Regan - What to Eat

  • Season 3, Ep 14
  • 09/07/2000
  • Views: 31,418

People who are into food combinations are nuts. (2:32)

YOU KNOW?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EAT,

AND I HAVE A FRIENDWHO SWEARS BY FOOD COMBINATIONS.

YOU HEARD OF THIS NONSENSE?

SHE'S NUTS.

SHE'S LIKE,"YOU KNOW WHAT?

"YOU CAN--YOU SHOULD EATFOOD COMBINATIONS,

"AND THAT WAY, YOU CAN EATWHATEVER YOU WANT.

"IT'S JUST THE COMBINATIONS

"OF HOW YOUPUT THE FOOD TOGETHER.

YOU CAN EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT."

AND THEN HER EXAMPLES ARE LIKE,

"LIKE, YOU WOULDN'TWANT TO EAT, LIKE,

"STEAK AND POTATOES TOGETHER.

"BUT YOU COULD HAVE, LIKE,A LEMON RIND AND RAISIN SKINS--

"NOT THE WHOLE RAISIN.

"TAKE THE SKINSAND STEAM 'EM.

"YOU CAN EATWHATEVER YOU WANT.

YOU CAN EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT."

I WAS IN THE STORE.

I SAW THAT PEANUT BUTTERAND JELLY IN THE SAME JAR STUFF.

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?

IS THERE A POINT TO THAT?

I MEAN, I'M LAZY,BUT YOU KNOW--

I WANT TO MEET THE GUYTHAT NEEDS THAT, YOU KNOW.

SOME GUY GOING, YOU KNOW,"I COULD GO FOR A SANDWICH,

"BUT I'M NOT GONNAOPEN TWO JARS.

[laughter]

"I CAN'T BE OPENING AND CLOSINGALL KINDS OF JARS,

CLEANING WHO KNOWSHOW MANY KNIVES."

IF YOU'RE THAT LAZY,WHY NOT PUT CROUTONS IN THERE

AND GET THE WHOLE SANDWICHON ONE SPOON?

"SCRUMPTIOUS.

"I WILL HAVE A SECOND.

DELECTABLE, AS WAS THE FIRST."

IF YOU DON'TWANT TO CLEAN THE SPOON,

YOU PUT ON A SQUEEZE BOTTLE.

"LUNCH AND NO CLEANUP.

"CAN LIFE GET BETTER?

I SUBMIT THAT IT CANNOT."

[laughter]

I EAT LIKE A KID.

I LIKE CHEF BOYARDEE--

THE RAVIOLIAND YOU KNOW--

BUT THEY HAVE SOME STUFFI'VE NEVER SEEN

IN THE REAL ITALIAN FOOD WORLD,YOU KNOW.

YOU EVER BEENIN A NICE ITALIAN RESTAURANT?

"HI, HOW ARE YOU?

"I'D LIKE TO STARTWITH A NICE BOTTLE OF CHIANTI

"AND COUPLE OF CAESAR SALADSTO GET STARTED,

"AND I'M GONNA HAVETHE BEEF-A-RONI.

[laughter]

SOME TEENAGE MUTANT NINJATURTLES FOR THE LADY."

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