>> SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS.
THIS WEEK'S ROASTERS, MICHAEL
IAN BLACK.
AND MY BUDDY FROM NEW YORK,
SHERROD SMALL, EVERYBODY. AND
MY FIRST BOSS, ADAM CAROLLA.
>> WHITE GUY!
WHITE AUDIENCE.
YEAH, YEAH.
>> CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN.
>> YOU KNOW.
WHITE PEOPLE.
>> HERE TO SUPPORT ME.
>> SHERROD, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE DIANGO
UNEMPLOYMENT.
READY, AUDIENCE?
LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.
AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME?
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR?
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS
SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
>> I LIKE THE DENIM.
IT HAS THAT BILLY JACK OFF LOOK.
>> I LOVE THOSE BILLY JACK
MOVIES.
THEY WERE GOOD ONES.
I KNOW MICHAEL A LONG TIME.
I WENT TO HIS WEDDING.
HE MARRIED A WOMAN.
IT'S CRAZY.
>> I MARRIED A WOMAN WITH A
PENIS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THERE'S MY JOKE.
>> YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME
WHEN I MET YOU 20 YEARS AGO.
>> WOW.
>> IT'S NOT A COME PRELIMINARY
-- COMPLIMENT.
YOU LOOK THE SAME.
>> THE HAIR IS EXTRA LONG.
FROM THE BACK, YOU LOOK LIKE AN
UGLY WOMAN.
AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND, YOU
LOOK LIKE AN UGLY JEWISH WOMAN.
>> 55th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS
ARE ON THIS SUNDAY.
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT
SHOW?
>> YEAH, I'M PUMPED.
>> YOU ARE?
>> YEAH.
I LOVE LL COOL J'S COMEDY.
>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WHY DO YOU GET TO NAME YOURSELF
WHATEVER THE [BEEP] YOU WANT
AND EVERYBODY GOES ALONG WITH
IT?
QUEEN LATIFAH, LITTLE ROMEO.
IF I TOLD MY WIFE, IT'S NOW
MAN-AIZE.
THEY WOULD BE LIKE, NO, WE'RE
STOCKING WITH DOUCHE BAG.
>> YOU SURE YOUR NAME IS
SHERROD OR DID YOUR DAD GO,
SURE, ROD'S A GOOD NAME?
>> THAT'S A JOKE.
HIS DAD WASN'T IN THE PICTURE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> COME ON, WHITE PEOPLE!
COME ON.
>> THIS WILL BE FUN.
>> OH, YES.
>> WHEN?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> I'M GLAD YOU PUT ME NEXT TO
ADAM.
EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH,
CAN I SMELL JIMMY KIMMEL'S
BALLS.
>> EVERY TIME YOU FART, I SMELL
THAT DUDE'S BALLS.
>> THIS IS THE UGLIEST SET I'VE
EVER SEEN.
>> I LOVE MY SET.
>> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S THE SECOND UGLIEST THING
ON THIS STAGE RIGHT NOW.
FIRST OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN A SET.
>> I THINK IT'S COZY.
IT'S LIKE A HEADQUARTERS.
>> YEAH.
FOR AL-QAEDA.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL BE
BIGGEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR?
>> THE FUN SONG.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LEAD
SINGER UNTIL JUST NOW.
>> THAT FUN SONG WAS HEARD MORE
IN SCHOOLS THIS YEAR THAN
GUNSHOTS.
>> I LOVE MICHAEL.
MICHAEL'S WIT IS DRYER THAN HIS
WIFE'S [BEEP].
>>