>> SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS.

THIS WEEK'S ROASTERS, MICHAEL

IAN BLACK.

AND MY BUDDY FROM NEW YORK,

SHERROD SMALL, EVERYBODY. AND

MY FIRST BOSS, ADAM CAROLLA.

>> WHITE GUY!

WHITE AUDIENCE.

YEAH, YEAH.

>> CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN.

>> YOU KNOW.

WHITE PEOPLE.

>> HERE TO SUPPORT ME.

>> SHERROD, YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE DIANGO

UNEMPLOYMENT.

READY, AUDIENCE?

LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.

AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME?

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR?

>> YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS

SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

>> I LIKE THE DENIM.

IT HAS THAT BILLY JACK OFF LOOK.

>> I LOVE THOSE BILLY JACK

MOVIES.

THEY WERE GOOD ONES.

I KNOW MICHAEL A LONG TIME.

I WENT TO HIS WEDDING.

HE MARRIED A WOMAN.

IT'S CRAZY.

>> I MARRIED A WOMAN WITH A

PENIS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THERE'S MY JOKE.

>> YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME

WHEN I MET YOU 20 YEARS AGO.

>> WOW.

>> IT'S NOT A COME PRELIMINARY

-- COMPLIMENT.

YOU LOOK THE SAME.

>> THE HAIR IS EXTRA LONG.

FROM THE BACK, YOU LOOK LIKE AN

UGLY WOMAN.

AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND, YOU

LOOK LIKE AN UGLY JEWISH WOMAN.

>> 55th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS

ARE ON THIS SUNDAY.

ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT

SHOW?

>> YEAH, I'M PUMPED.

>> YOU ARE?

>> YEAH.

I LOVE LL COOL J'S COMEDY.

>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WHY DO YOU GET TO NAME YOURSELF

WHATEVER THE [BEEP] YOU WANT

AND EVERYBODY GOES ALONG WITH

IT?

QUEEN LATIFAH, LITTLE ROMEO.

IF I TOLD MY WIFE, IT'S NOW

MAN-AIZE.

THEY WOULD BE LIKE, NO, WE'RE

STOCKING WITH DOUCHE BAG.

>> YOU SURE YOUR NAME IS

SHERROD OR DID YOUR DAD GO,

SURE, ROD'S A GOOD NAME?

>> THAT'S A JOKE.

HIS DAD WASN'T IN THE PICTURE.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> COME ON, WHITE PEOPLE!

COME ON.

>> THIS WILL BE FUN.

>> OH, YES.

>> WHEN?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> I'M GLAD YOU PUT ME NEXT TO

ADAM.

EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH,

CAN I SMELL JIMMY KIMMEL'S

BALLS.

>> EVERY TIME YOU FART, I SMELL

THAT DUDE'S BALLS.

>> THIS IS THE UGLIEST SET I'VE

EVER SEEN.

>> I LOVE MY SET.

>> OH, MY GOD.

IT'S THE SECOND UGLIEST THING

ON THIS STAGE RIGHT NOW.

FIRST OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN A SET.

>> I THINK IT'S COZY.

IT'S LIKE A HEADQUARTERS.

>> YEAH.

FOR AL-QAEDA.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL BE

BIGGEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR?

>> THE FUN SONG.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LEAD

SINGER UNTIL JUST NOW.

>> THAT FUN SONG WAS HEARD MORE

IN SCHOOLS THIS YEAR THAN

GUNSHOTS.

>> I LOVE MICHAEL.

MICHAEL'S WIT IS DRYER THAN HIS

WIFE'S [BEEP].

>>