The Sklar Brothers - Dick and Annette

  • Season 5 , Ep 3
  • 07/08/2001
  • Views: 9,503

The Sklar Brothers' father treats their mother like an invalid. (2:03)

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.

THAT'S WHERE WE WERE BORN

AND RAISED.

(CATCALLS FROM AUDIENCE)

JASON>> OKAY.

THAT'S WHY WE LEFT.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> WE LOVE ST. LOUIS.

OUR PARENTS STILL LIVE IN

ST. LOUIS.

WE LOVE OUR FOLKS.

JASON>> WE HAVE A GREAT

RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR PARENTS.

OUR PARENTS HAVE THE BEST NAMES

IN THE HISTORY OF PARENTAL

NAMES.

RANDY>> WE LOVE 'EM.

DICK AND ANNETTE SKLAR.

WHICH OF COURSE BRINGS TO THE

SURFACE OUR OLD FAVORITE JOKE.

HOW DO YOU CATCH A DICK WITH A

NET...

RANDY & JASON>> THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

THAT'S OUR SPECIAL!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OUR FOLKS ARE GREAT,

THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN NEW YORK--

THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

JASON>> OUR FATHER, UH, HE HAS

REALLY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE...

WHICH CAN CAUSE HIM TO FREAK OUT

AT THE DROP OF A HAT...

RANDY>> WHICH IS HILARIOUS.

AND WHENEVER HE FREAKS OUT,

HE ALWAYS PROJECTS WHATEVER

FEARS ONTO OUR MOTHER AND TREATS

HER LIKE SHE'S AN INVALID.

JASON>> YEAH, AND OUR MOM IS

LIKE AN ABLE BODIED FIFTY YEAR

OLD WOMAN.

RANDY>> SHE CAN DO STUFF, RIGHT?

JASON>> RIGHT.

RANDY>> BUT, DAD FORGETS THAT

WHEN HE'S FREAKING,

AND SOMETIMES THE SIMPLEST OF

TASKS...

JASON>> LIKE GETTING IN AND OUT

OF A TAXICAB.

IT LITERALLY BECOMES LIKE A

DEFCON ONE SITUATION FOR OUR

FATHER.

RANDY>> EVERY TIME--

WE PULL TO THE DESTINATION,

DAD'S IN THE FRONT,

WE'RE IN THE BACK WITH OUR MOM.

THE SECOND WE PULL UP, DAD WHIPS

AROUND AND STARTS YELLING

AT THE TWO OF US.

IT'S LIKE: HELP YOUR MOTHER

GET TO THE CURB.

HELP YOUR MOTHER GET TO THE CURB

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

JASON>> DUCK HER TO THE SIDE...

(TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

RANDY & JASON>> AND GET A

RECEIPT, ASSHOLE!

RANDY>> A: HOW DID HE MAKE

A BUSINESS TRIP OUT OF IT?

JASON>> AND DID HE JUST CALL US

AN (BLEEP)?

IT'S SO FUNNY, WE'VE ACTUALLY

PERFORMED THAT BIT FOR OUR

PARENTS, AND THEY LOVE IT 'CAUSE

IT'S TRUE.

BUT OUR MOM ALWAYS HAS THE SAME

COMMENT EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE

HEARS IT: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO

CURSE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWEAR TO BE

FUNNY, BOYS.

NO YOU DO NOT.

RANDY>> EDDIE MURPHY NEVER SWORE

AND HE WAS VERY FUNNY.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S FUNNY, NO MATTER WHERE YOU

GO IN THIS COUNTRY, ST. LOUIS,

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