Taylor Williamson - New York City

Season 4, Ep 0405 11/13/2009 Views: 14,332

New York City has so many weird and wonderful things to teach all of us, like the proper way to dispose of a condom. (1:11)


You're laughing already.I haven't even told a joke yet.

I'm like one for oh.

How much time do I have left?

I'm just kidding.

I'm the comedianwho tells a joke

and says "I'm just kidding."

We're havingso much fun, you guys.

Uh, it's greatto be here in New York.

What a beautiful place.

Here are a few thingsI've learned

through my experiencesin New York City.

First, I learned that prettygirls on subways don't enjoy

talking to really talentedup and coming comedians.

I learned that.

I learned that whenyou're done using a condom,

you're supposed to tie itin a knot

and throw it on the sidewalk.

And my favorite thing I learnedin New York City...

just because you're homeless

doesn't meanyou can't have cats.