Reggie McFadden - COPS

  • Season 1, Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 8,848

The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work. (2:55)

YOU WATCH THAT SHOW?

THAT'S MY SHOW RIGHT THERE.

I LIKE COPS.

THAT'S MY SHOW.

YOU KNOW, I CAN WATCH PEOPLEGET ARRESTED

IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME.

I NEVER SEE, LIKE,THE BEGINNING, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

I ALWAYS COME IN, LIKE,IN THE MIDDLE

WHEN, LIKE, EVERYBODY'S RUNNING.

YOU KNOW, EVERYONE...THE CRIMINAL'S RUNNING, MAN

THE CAMERAMAN IS RUNNING.

THE CAMERAMAN'S QUICK, TOO.

HE BE RUNNING ON THE GUY.

AN-AND THE THIEF ISALWAYS SURPRISED

THAT THE CAMERAMAN KEEPING UPWITH HIM.

BE JUMPING OVER FENCES.

( panting )

THE... THE COP...

THE COP IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT.

THE COP'S, LIKE,TWO BLOCKS AWAY, LIKE...

"GET HIM!"

THE CAMERAMAN DOINGALL THE WORK.

MY FAVORITE PART ISWHEN THEY LOSE THE GUY

FOR, LIKE, A LITTLE WHILE

YOU KNOW, LIKE...LOSE HIM IN SOMEBODY'S BACKYARD.

YOU KNOW,THAT'S WHEN THE VOICE-OVER

COMES ON, LIKE...

( panting )

( continuing panting )

( panting stops )

"WE, UH...

WE KNOW HE'SBACK HERE SOMEWHERE."

"WE THINK... WE THINK HE'SIN THOSE BUSHES OVER THERE"

AND YOU BE AT HOME

TRYING TO FIND HIM,TOO, LIKE...

YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE LOOKINGALL OVER YOUR TV.

"WHERE THE HELL...?"

"WHICH WAY DID HE GO?"

THE DUDE BE IN THE BUSHES,TRYING TO BLEND INTO THE LEAVES.

THAT'S WHAT MY MOMS WANTED METO DO.

SHE WANTED ME TO BE A COP.

( sparse applause )

I GOT...

I COULDN'T DO THAT JOB, SO...

YOU GIVE ME A GUN AND A STICK...

YOU KNOW...GIVE ME A GUN AND A STICK

AND A BADGE THAT SAYSI CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TO DO

AND EVERY DAY

I'D BE ITCHINGTO USE THAT STICK.

EVERY DAY,I'D WALK DOWN THE STREET...

JUST WALK UP TO SHORT PEOPLE.

"AND KEEP IT MOVING."

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