Bobcat Goldthwait - Channel 98

Bobcat Goldthwait & Mark Roberts Season 1, Ep 0158 02/24/1992 Views: 10,752

If you ever see Bobcat at a boat show, you know what to do. (1:58)

HI, THANK YOU, UM...

( laughter )

BEFORE I GET STARTED,YOU KNOW, UM...

IF YOU EVER SEE ME GETTINGBEATEN UP BY THE POLICE

PUT THE VIDEO CAMERA DOWNAND HELP ME.

( laughter )

Audience:WOO!

YEAH, OH, UM, AH!

( bellows )

HI, UM...

( bellows )

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,I, UM...

MY FAVORITE LOOTERDURING THE RIOTS WAS, UM...

THIS GUY I SAW LOOTING

AND HE RAN OUT OF A STOREWITH A BOX OF POP-TARTS.

( laughter )

HE'S, LIKE, RUNNING, HE'S ONCAMERA WITH A BOX OF POP-TARTS.

HIS DAD IS AT HOME GOING--

"OH, BOY, I'M MIGHTY PROUDTHAT YOU'RE MY SON.

"HONEY, COME IN HERE,LOOK AT JUNIOR.

"NO, NO, NO,NOT THE GUY WITH THE STEREO.

"HERE COMES GENIUS.

HE'S GOT THE BOX OF POP-TARTS."

HE'S, LIKE, GOING, "YOU KNOW

"I WOULD HAVE HADTHE FROOT LOOPS

IF THE MAN WASN'T BREATHINGDOWN MY NECK SO HARD."

I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW

I'VE BEEN IN MOVIESAND I'VE BEEN ON TELEVISION

BUT YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT A THRILL IT IS

FOR ME TO BE ON CHANNEL 98.

( laughter )

( applause )

NOW...

OH, MAN, MY CAREERIS TAKING OFF.

I'M NOT EVEN THE HOST.

I'M ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AWAY

FROM DOING BOAT SHOWSWITH DAVID HASSELHOFF.

( laughter )

EITHER THIS OR HELSINKIOR THIGH MASTER COMMERCIALS.

IF YOU EVER SEE MEAT A BOAT SHOW OR AT A CAR SHOW

UM, BLOW MY HEAD OFF!

KILL ME!