I was at a party last summer,
and one my friends gave mehalf a pill of ecstasy.
I took it.It was smooth.
I was enjoying myself.
I don't know what it was
about this particular batch,
but it made me okaywith pissing myself.
Like, the whole thing.
When I was in linefor the bathroom,
I had all the intentionson going the right way.
My heart was pure,
but then all the liquidfell out of my body.
The whole batchfell out of my body,
and I thinkunder normal circumstances,
if I pissed myself,I would have said,
"Damn it,I just pissed myself.
It's time to get out of here,"but there was something
about the X that,"You know what?
"I pissed myself,but guess what.
I'm about to dancethis shit dry!"
Yeah, it's very exciting.
Some of my jokeshave music cues.
I want to dothat punch line again.
Dance that shit dry![dance music]
That's very exciting.Y'all should try comedy.
This is oneof the benefits of it.
Dance that shit dr--[dance music]
No, no.No, no, no.
I see a woman.
She looks very confusedby the situation.
You're just watching a manliving out his dream
in that joke, in that joke.