Extended - Wed Flags - They Showed Up with a Pentagram Carved into Their Forehead - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, July 7, 2016 - Uncensored 07/07/2016 Views: 593

To celebrate the release of "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates," Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome and Tom Lennon list red flags not to ignore on a date. (1:59)

HEY, YOU EVER BEEN ON A DATE ANDYOU NOTICE THE PERSON YOU'RE

WITH MIGHT NOT BE "THE ONE"?

LIKE, UH, IF THEY WANT KIDS ANDYOU DON'T OR THEY SHOWED UP WITH

A PENTAGRAM CARVED INTO THEIRFOREHEAD AND YOU DIDN'T.

WE RELY ON THESE RED FLAGS TOHELP US MAKE GOOD DECISIONS AND

KEEP OUR SOUL FROM BEINGCONSUMED.

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATESIS IN THEATERS NOW.

IT'S ABOUT TWO GUYS WHO MISSSOME MAJOR RED FLAGS.

HERE'S A CLIP.

>> JEANIE, I AM PROUD TOINTRODUCE OUR WEDDING DATES.

>> YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE SO TINY. HE'S SO BIG.

YOU TAKE ALL THAT?

>> OH. UH...

>> HARDWICK: SO...

COMEDIANS...

COMEDIANS, WHAT ARE SOME OTHERRED FLAGS THAT MIGHT LET YOU

KNOW YOUR DATE IS NOT THE ONE?

IN 60 SECONDS. AND BEGIN. RIKI.

>> HE'S THE GUY ADELE WASSINGING ABOUT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

TOM.

>> YOU MET HER ONCHRISTIANMINGLE, AND SHE'S

CLEARLY ONLY A FARMER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> UH, DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS ATRUMP IN THE STREETS AND A

CLINTON IN THE SHEETS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

TOM LENNON.

>> YOU MET HER ON FARMERSONLY,AND SHE'S CLEARLY A MINGLING

JEW.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

RIKI.

>> HE'S A CHILD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. TOM.

>> YOU MET HER ON JDATE, AND SHEIS CLEARLY A RODEO CLOWN.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> HE'S WAVING A RED FLAG THATSAYS "I'M NOT THE ONE."

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

THOMAS LENNON.

>> YOU MET HER ON TINDER, ANDSHE'S CLEARLY THE ASHLEY

MADISON.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> UH, CONSTANTLY USES THEPHRASE "BEAT THAT PUSSY UP."

COME ON! GIVE ME SOME MOREPOINTS!

GIVE ME SOME MORE POINTS!

OH, YOU LIKED THAT.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T THINK ICOULD EVEN... I COULDN'T EVEN

JOKINGLY SAY THAT TO SOMEONE.

>> YEAH, YOU COULD.