Patrice O'Neal - Harassment Discussion

Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room Season 1, Ep 101 02/19/2011 Views: 20,233

There are certain rules Patrice O'Neal observes when it comes to commenting on women's body parts in an office. (2:25)

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I MEAN, LOOK.

LET'S DISCUSS HARASSMENT...

FOR A SECOND.

WHY CAN'T...

I HARASS YOU...

SOMETIMES?

SOMETIMES.

I CAN NEVER HARASS YOU?

NEVER?

AND I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT--

[growls]

ARRRGH!

OOGA-BOOGA!

LIKE, I'M TALKIN' JUST...

AT THE JOB.

IT'S UNFAIRTHAT I CAN'T HARASS YOU

AT THE WORKPLACE.

LIKE--

YOU LOOKIN'HOW YOU LOOKIN',

AND I CAN'T JUST--A LITTLE SOMETHIN'

THAT HAS TO DO--

LIKE, YOU GOTTA BE CAREFULJUST TO SAY,

"HEY, YOU LOOKBEAUTIFUL TODAY."

THAT'S HOW MESSED UPTHE GAME IS.

I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLETO COMMENT

ON ANY PART OF THE BODY

THAT YOU SEE.

IF YOU--

I'M SERIOUS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

JEANNIE.NOW, JEANNIE, NO DISRESPECT.

BUT IF I WORKWITH YOU,

I SHOULD BE ABLETO WALK IN AND GO,

"OH, JEANNIE, BEAUTIFUL, UH,

TITTY MEATYOU HAVE THERE."

AND--

'CAUSE I SEE THAT.

BUT WHATEVERTHE SCIENTIFIC TERM IS--

I'M LOOKING AT MR. F--

HEY, 4.9 GRADE POINT AVERAGE,WHAT'S THE--

WHAT'S THE SCIENCE TERM

FOR, UH, T--THE TITTY MEAT?

WHAT'S THE ACTUAL--

AND IT'S NOT THE CLEAVAGE.

I MEAN, THE CLEAVAGE ISTHE SPACE IN THE MIDDLE.

I'M TALKING 'BOUT THE MEAT.

THE MEAT, THE TITTY PART.

AND I'M NOT BEIN' FOUL.

JUST, YOU KNOW,WHOA.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

JUST SO I CAN GOTHROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY

WITHOUT PRETENDING...

THAT I DON'T SEEWHAT--WHAT YOU--

YOU--YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I'M SAYING?

I MEAN,LET'S WORK OUT A DEAL.