Pizza Order

Bone Thugs-n-Homeless Season 2, Ep 5 10/24/2012 Views: 237,178

A pizza delivery order snowballs into a drama of destiny, romance and lots of cheesy crust. (4:05)

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- HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLINGMARIO'S PIZZA.

THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING.

- HELLO.

WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE

WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE,AND CHEESY CRUST.

- LARGE PEPPERONIWITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST.

- WE WOULD ALSO LIKEA LARGE PIE

WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE,

AND...CHEESY CRUST.

- LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE,WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY.

IS THAT GONNA COMPLETEYOUR ORDER, SIR?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM.

UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANTANOTHER PIZZA?

LET ME JUST--WHO'S HUNGRY?SHOW OF HANDS.

LET ME SEE 'EM.

ONE, TWO, THREE.KEEP 'EM UP.

FOUR, FIVE, SIX.

- AH, HAVING A PARTY.[chuckling]

- YUP.PRETTY BIG ONE TOO.

COME ON, GUYS,KEEP 'EM UP.

HUGO, SUMMER?HANDS? FOOD?

YOU KNOW WHAT,LET'S PLAY IT SAFE.

LET'S GET ANOTHER PIEWITH HAM, PINEAPPLE.

- ALL RIGHT, HAM--

OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA NEEDCHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD?

- GOOD QUESTION.I'LL GAUGE THE ROOM.

HEY, GUYS, DO WE WANTCHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD?

OKAY, YEESH.

THAT IS A RESOUNDING YES

FOR CHEESY CRUSTON THE THIRD.

CLAIRE SAYS YOU READ HER MIND.

- CLAIRE, HUH?I LIKE THAT NAME.

- IT'S A GOOD ONE.

OH, ALSO, MY BOY ANDY OVER HEREIS SAYING

YOU HAVE SOMETHINGCALLED CHICKEN POPPERS.

- IS SHE CUTE?

- UH, WHO'S THAT AND WHAT NOW?

- CLAIRE.- OH.

HER BODY'S LIKE A FOUR.ANYWAY, WE WOULD ALSO--

- WELL, H-HOW DO YOU MEAN?

- HA, LET'S JUST SAYSHE'S KIND OF A BIG GIRL.

- THAT'S ALL GOOD.

THAT'S ALL SUPERFICIAL, MAN.I LIKE CLAIRE FOR WHAT'S INSIDE.

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW CLAIRE.

- YO, BUT FOR REAL THOUGH,

I FEEL LIKEI DO KNOW CLAIRE, MAN.

PUT ME ON THE PHONEWITH HER.

- UH...YOU DON'T NEEDTO SPEAK TO CLAIRE.

- NO, I DO.

YOU KNOW WHAT,I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU, MAN.

I...[bleep] HER.

- OH! OH, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO GETIN BETWEEN YOU GUYS.

- NO, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

'TWAS A WHILE AGO...

BEFORE SHE BLIMPED UP.

MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND'S LIV.

BODY, TEN.FACE, TEN.

BUT ANYWAY, CLAIRE--YEAH.I HIT THAT SEXUALLY.

AND, UH, AS DID MY BOY HUGO.

HELL, EVEN BUBBA GOTSOME OF THAT.

SO JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,USED GOODS, USED GOODS.

- SO YOU WOULDN'T CAREIF I ASKED HER OUT?

- WELL...LET ME DO IT FOR YOU.

HEY, CLAIRE, THIS GUYFROM THE PIZZA PLACE

WANTS TO DATE YOU.TOO POOR?

ALL RIGHT,I'LL LET HIM DOWN EASY.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.NO.

TELL HER THAT, NO,I'M NOT A RICH MAN.

BUT I'M A GOOD MAN.

TELL HER,"CLAIRE, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY.

"AND I BELIEVETHAT WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

"THAT OUR SOUL MATEWAS OUT THERE.

"THE MOMENT THAT WE HADTHAT UNSPOKEN CONNECTION

"ABOUT THE CHEESY CRUST...

"I REALIZED THAT YOU WEREALWAYS THE ONE.

"BECAUSE--AND I KNOWTHIS SOUNDS CORNY--

"BUT THAT MOMENT...

"WAS JUST LIKE...

SIMPLE."

- WOW.

YOU REALLY DO CAREABOUT CLAIRE.

- I DO.

- OH, MY GOD!CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!

- WHAT?NO!

- OH! IT JUST CAMETHROUGH THE WINDOW.

IT WAS A BULLET.IT HIT HER IN THE NECK.

OH, CLAIRE'S DOWN!SHE'S DEAD!

SHE'S DEAD!I'M CALLING THE COPS!

SHE'S DEAD!

- CLAIRE!

NOOOO!

- CHINESE IT IS.

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