Ryan Stout - Too Graphic, Too Sad

  • Season 14 , Ep 21
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 4,236

Ryan Stout doesn't have enough wheelchair material to break out at one man's fancy. (1:55)

HE DECIDED HE SHOULD BEPART OF THE SHOW.

YEAH, AND HE MADE THAT KNOWNTO THE GROUP BY SAYING,

"HEY, MAKE FUN OF ME!"

"I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR!MAKE FUN OF ME!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"NO."

AND I DON'T HAVEWHEELCHAIR MATERIAL...

TO BREAK OUT AT HIS FANCY.

SO I SAID, "WELL, SIR, LET'S GETTO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT."

BAD IDEA.

TURNS OUT HE'S IN THE CHAIR

BECAUSE HE DOVE INTO THE WRONGEND OF A SWIMMING POOL.

[ GROANS ]

TOO GRAPHIC. STRIKE ONE.

HE'S PARALYZEDFROM THE WAIST DOWN --

TOO SAD, STRIKE TWO --

AND HE'S ONLY BEEN IN THE CHAIRFOR SIX MONTHS --

THAT'S TOO SOON, CROWD.STRIKE THREE. I'M DONE.

AND AS HE'S TELLING THE STORY,

THE WHOLE CROWD IS GETTING WEIRDAND QUIET...

[ SCATTERED LAUGHTER ]

KIND OF LIKE THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I COULD FEEL EVERYBODYSTARTING TO SYMPATHIZE

WITH THIS GUY WHEN THEY SHOULDBE SYMPATHIZING WITH ME,

SINCE I'M THE ONEWHO'S ON THE SPOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I COULD SEEALL THESE STRANGE FACES

LOOKING AT ME LIKE, "MNH-MNH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"DON'T, DON'T.

DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM."

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I WASN'T GONNA LAYINTO THE GUY.

I FELT BAD FOR HIM.

BUT I ALSO HAD TO GET OUTOF THIS SITUATION

THAT HE PUT ME IN.

I TRIED TO BE NICE.I TRIED TO BE GENTLE.

I TRIED TO EASE OUT.

I SAID THE EXACT WRONG THING.

"GEE, I...

I BET YOU'LL NEVERDO THAT AGAIN."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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