I don't know about you,but, for me,
every day since Donald Trump won
has been an emotionalroller coaster, you know?
Every day it ranges from eh
And what makes it worsethan a roller coaster
is the fact that this rideis gonna be four years long.
And the scariest thing is we'restill just waiting in the line!
The ridehasn't even started yet!
And today was definitely aah...!
REPORTER: Scott Pruitt, Donald Trump's pick
for Environmental Protection Agency administrator
is a staunch climate change denier.
Donald Trump expected to pickfast food CEO Andy Puzder
as his secretary of labor.Puzder has been outspoken
-against overregulation.-REPORTER 2: And he is against
raising the federal minimum wage over nine dollars an hour.
You know, some-sometimes I thinkTrump is trolling us, people.
America's just got a trollthat's trolling everyone.
He's like the ultimate troll.Because you realize
almost every single person he'spicked for his cabinet wants
to destroy the thing thatthey've been put in charge of.
The head of theEnvironmental Protection Agency
doesn't believe the environmentshould be protected.
His secretary of laboris opposed to workers' rights.
Andfor national security advisor,
a job that is all aboutassessing intelligence,
for that job, Trump chose a manwho has repeatedly fallen
for conspiracy theoriesand hoaxes.
How does this happen?It's almost like
before Trump hires anyone,he Googles "opposite of"
and then he just getsthat person.
Yeah, like, (bleep) it.Why don't we all just live
in this world?We'll do the same thing.
Homeland Security--let's get bin Laden in!
Let's just do it. Yeah.
Oh, protector of Gotham?The Joker! Let's do it!
Communications director, Hodor!
What's he saying? I don't know!
Secretary of energy, Ben Carson!
You know we're in troublewhen one of Trump's
most sensible hires is his smallbusiness administrator,
Linda McMahon. And if you'renot familiar with her...
You read my lips,
I want a divorce!
-(cheering and applause)-ANNOUNCER: Oh, my God!
Vince McMahon looks like he...
ANNOUNCER 2:Linda blocked that punch!
ANNOUNCER 3:Oh, no!
-ANNOUNCER 4: Oh, no!-(grunts)
-ANNOUNCER 5: Oh! Oh, my gosh!-ANNOUNCER 6: Oh!
Welcometo the Trump administration,
where climate change is fakeand wrestling is real.