I live in-- I live inCambridge, Massachusetts, right
in the middle of Harvard Square.
And, uh-- I like it, butCambridge is the kind of place
where you can walk intoa children's book store
and find a self-help section.
Yesterday a saw a bookfor five-year-olds
called "Learning toTie Your Inner Shoe."
I was surprised.
I wasn't shocked.
My nephew goes to school there.
He plays hockey on anon-goal oriented team.
I have been doing a lotof benefits this year.
As a matter offact, last night I
did a benefit for thesurvivors of a benefit
I had done the week before.
And that feels good.
Give a little something back.
I don't like tohonk my own horn,
but I have been lending my nameto some good causes lately--
the animal rights people,working with them.
I have been working with thehorse community in the area
of sexual harassment,and our feeling
is that when a horse says neigh,that's exactly what they mean.
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