Charming the Neighbors

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/31/2013
  • Views: 22,323

Adam Devine stops by his neighbors' house to make sure that they won't tell the cops about his party. (1:30)

[huffing and puffing]

[classical music playing]- UGH.

- HOLY MOLY,YOU LOOK FLY...

PER USUAL.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?- I JUST WANT

TO GIVE THIS TO YOUAND SAY THANK YOU

FOR NOT CALLING THE COPSON US TONIGHT,

'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVEANOTHER PARTY.

- OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DOME A FAVOR, THEN?

WHY DON'T YOU TELLYOUR DISGUSTING FRIENDS

TO STOP PISSINGIN OUR YARD?

- YES, I AM AWARETHAT THAT IS AN ISSUE,

AND I AM WORKINGON A SOLUTION.

IT'S TOUGH 'CAUSE IT'SA LUSH PROPERTY.

- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEPIT UNDER CONTROL?

- IT'S NOT GONNA GETOUT OF CONTROL.

- ADAM, HEY!- OH, WHAT'S UP?

CLARENCE, WHAT'S UP, DUDE?- WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY, LISTEN, TONIGHT,I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND

YOUR, UH, PARTYBECAUSE I WILL BE

AT MY BOWLING LEAGUE,

UH, BOWLING IN A LEAGUE, SO--

- VERY COOL.WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR EYE?

DO YOU HAVE PINKEYEOR SOMETHING?

- WHAT?- UH, NO. WHAT?

- I'VE HAD PINKEYE, LIKE,SEVEN TIMES.

MY FRIENDS, LIKE,FARTED IN MY EYES.

IT'S, LIKE, A THING WE DOON SLEEPOVERS.

- THAT'S HILARIOUS.

- YEAH, IT'S FUN.- IT'S GROSS.

- [clears throat]IT'S GROSS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT THISSMELLS LIKE?

BOTTOM.

I'M GONNA GO THROW ITIN THE FIREPLACE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?I LOVE MY WIFE!

- I LOVE HER TOO!SHE IS A SWEETHEART!

SHE'S A BITCH, RIGHT?I KNOW.

- BUT HEY, YOU MARRY MONEY,THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

- SHE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT USPISSING IN THE YARD.

PEOPLE HAVE TO PISS, RIGHT?

- I HAVE TO PISS RIGHT NOW.- IT'S A GREAT YARD TO PISS IN.

- MADE FOR IT.

- THIS IS FOUL.

- IT'S PRETTY BAD.

- WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THISANYMORE.

- THANKS, BUDDY.- NO SWEAT. I GOT YOU.

- ALL RIGHT,I WON'T SEE YOU LATER.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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