Mike Huckabee's "Jaws" Fail

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Mike Huckabee's "Jaws" election analogy doesn't hold water, so Russell Peters, Erinn Hayes and Yassir Lester try to do better. (1:54)

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Look, we're all exhaustedby the ongoing 2016 campaign

between Westworld mayorHillary Clinton

and self-appointedob-gyn Donald Trump.


-(applause and cheering)-We'll just... He's just...


Uh, the fatigueis starting to rub off

on our nation'sworst responders,

also known as "pundits."

In a Fox News segmentwith Megyn Kelly yesterday,

Donald Trump surrogate

and likely backyard moonshinedistiller Mike Huckabee

tried to compare the electionto the movie Jaws,

but the analogy didn't exactlyhold water. Take a look.

I've said this about him, Megyn.

He's like Captain Quintin the original movie Jaws.

And so, at the end of the day,

when he kills the shark,you're happy about it.

Now, Hillary is the shark.

-You're gonna... -But CaptainQuint got eaten by the shark.

-(laughter) -Yeah, but he diedsaving the other people.

-(applause and cheering)-Oh, well, well,

hang on. Hang on there, Megyn.Hang on one sec.

I-I think I can land this.

Bill Clinton is the, uh...the mayor.

Tim Kaine's the little boy.

Putin has gotto be Roy Scheider.

Jeb Bush is the little girlin the beginning

who gets sucked underneath.

Marco Rubio is the license platethey pull out of the shark.

And Mike Pence is the, uh, boat.

(bleep) I don't know. I thoughtI had it. I thought I had it.

I was, like, that close.

-(laughter)So, comedians,

obviously, this dim hayseed

is confused and disorientedby moving picture shows.

So what's a more accurate

movie-based comparisonfor the 2016 election?

Yassir Lester.

I would say Blue Is the Warmest Color,

because, uh,that is what I am voting,

and I hope they are scissoring.

(applause and cheering)


HARDWICK:Uh, points.

Uh, Russell.

Uh, Josey and the Pussy Grabbers.

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)

-(applause and cheering)-Yeah.

-Erinn. -Really,any Woody Allen movie

because Trump is also tryingto (bleep) his daughter.