Look, we're all exhaustedby the ongoing 2016 campaign
between Westworld mayorHillary Clinton
and self-appointedob-gyn Donald Trump.
-(applause and cheering)-We'll just... He's just...
Uh, the fatigueis starting to rub off
on our nation'sworst responders,
also known as "pundits."
In a Fox News segmentwith Megyn Kelly yesterday,
Donald Trump surrogate
and likely backyard moonshinedistiller Mike Huckabee
tried to compare the electionto the movie Jaws,
but the analogy didn't exactlyhold water. Take a look.
I've said this about him, Megyn.
He's like Captain Quintin the original movie Jaws.
And so, at the end of the day,
when he kills the shark,you're happy about it.
Now, Hillary is the shark.
-You're gonna... -But CaptainQuint got eaten by the shark.
-(laughter) -Yeah, but he diedsaving the other people.
-(applause and cheering)-Oh, well, well,
hang on. Hang on there, Megyn.Hang on one sec.
I-I think I can land this.
Bill Clinton is the, uh...the mayor.
Tim Kaine's the little boy.
Putin has gotto be Roy Scheider.
Jeb Bush is the little girlin the beginning
who gets sucked underneath.
Marco Rubio is the license platethey pull out of the shark.
And Mike Pence is the, uh, boat.
(bleep) I don't know. I thoughtI had it. I thought I had it.
I was, like, that close.
obviously, this dim hayseed
is confused and disorientedby moving picture shows.
So what's a more accurate
movie-based comparisonfor the 2016 election?
I would say Blue Is the Warmest Color,
because, uh,that is what I am voting,
and I hope they are scissoring.
(applause and cheering)
Uh, Josey and the Pussy Grabbers.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)
-(applause and cheering)-Yeah.
-Erinn. -Really,any Woody Allen movie
because Trump is also tryingto (bleep) his daughter.