Karl's Pep Talk

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 05/04/2011
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The guys meet in Karl's van to plan the daring rescue of Ders's car. (1:31)

WHENEVER I'M INA BAD SITUATION,

I CALL THE SMARTEST GUYI KNOW, CARL.

- THE DRUG DEALER.- THE HUMAN GENIUS.

- HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY EVER.- YEAH.

- ECCENTRICALLY HE WEARSTWO DIFFERENT COLORED SHOES.

- SOCKS.- REALLY?

- YEAH.- THAT'S SMART.

- ALL RIGHT, SOLDIERS,HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN.

TWO-MAN TEAMS OF TWO.

BLAKE, YOU AND DERS ARE OUR MENINSIDE INFILTRATING.

ME AND DA MAN,WE'LL HANG BACK HERE IN HQ

ACTING AS BACKUP.

- YEAH, HQ! TEAM HQ.

- HQ "HEADQUARTERS"?

THIS IS A FILTHY, CREEPY VAN

THAT SOMEONE WROTE "RAPE"ON THE SIDE OF.

- I WROTE THAT.

THE VAN DOESN'T HAVE ANY LOCKSAND THE WORD "RAPE"

KEEPS ALL THE WEIRDOESAWAY, BRO.

- OH, GOOD IDEA.- THE HUMAN GENIUS.

- IT'S NOT GENIUS.IT ISN'T GENIUS.

YOU DON'T HAVEANY FORMAL EDUCATION.

- AT LEAST I'M WEARINGCAMEL FLAGE.

- "CAMEL FLAGE"?- CAMEL FLAGE.

- THE ONLY REASON I'M NOTTOTALLY ONBOARD RIGHT NOW

IS THAT DERS IS BREAKINGAND ENTERING

WHEN I SHOULD BE DOING THAT

'CAUSE I HAVE--I'M THE MOST COURAGEOUS.

I'M LIKE THE COWARDLY LION.

- HE HAD A LOT OF COURAGE.- BUT OPPOSITE OF THAT.

- HE'S RIGHT. I'M NOTTHE BREAKING AND ENTERING TYPE.

- DERS, LOOK INTO MY EYE.MY GOOD EYE.

- WH--I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE'STHE GOOD EYE.

- THIS ONE, BRO.THE WONKY ONE.

- IT MAKES ITS OWN RULES,DUDE.

LOOK HOW WONKY IT IS!IT'S WONKY!

- I'M RUNNING THIS MISSIONAND I NEED YOU IN THERE.

- GIVE ME THIS.

- NOW, WE'RE GONNA BEON CHANNEL 7

SO PLEASE KEEP THE CHATTERTO A MINIMUM.

- OKAY, WE GET IT.- DO YOU GET IT, BRO?

ME AND BLAKE WERE IN IRAQ.

- THAT WAS QUEBEC, DUDE.

- WAS IT?- OKAY.

I'M GONNA GO GET MY CAR BACK.THANK YOU.

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