Carol Leifer - Gifts from Unknown Persons

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 1,904

Security guards at the airport are all over you. (1:39)

Carol Leifer: THANK YOU,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD EVENING.

WHAT A GREAT CROWD.

ARE YOU IN A GREAT MOOD?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

TERRIFIC.

I AM IN A FANTASTIC MOOD

TONIGHT.

I'M WEARING A NEW PERFUME.

HMMM.

YEAH, THAT I SHOULD RECOMMEND

ACTUALLY TO THE WOMEN IN THE

AUDIENCE.

IT'S CALLED "TESTER."

(LAUGHTER)

AND YOU KNOW IT SMELLS DIFFERENT

EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.

(LAUGHTER)

SO, HOW GREAT TO BE HERE?

I FLEW IN YESTERDAY.

OH, MY GOD, KENNEDY AIRPORT.

WHAT A MESS.

GOD-- ALL OVER YOU.

AND THOSE DOPY SECURITY

QUESTIONS.

"DID YOU RECEIVE ANY GIFTS

FROM ANY UNKNOWN PERSONS?"

(LAUGHTER)

"BUDDY, THE LAST THING I GOT

FROM AN UNKNOWN PERSON WAS IN

THE 80s."

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

OH, BUT, THEN YOU READY FOR

THIS?

DRIVING INTO THE CITY TONIGHT,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOT PULLED

OVER FOR SPEEDING.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I DID THE OLD...

"OFFICER.

I DON'T THINK SOMEONE AS BIG

AND STRONG AS YOU WANTS TO GIVE

LITTLE OLD ME A TICKET NOW,

DO YOU?"

AND SHE LET ME GO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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