Tone Bell - Accidental Sexy Purchases

A Good Day to Direct Hard Season 2, Ep 8 10/24/2014 Views: 3,963

Tone Bell hates shopping because he's always afraid that the cashier is going to judge his purchases. (1:01)

Tags:  Tone Bell, shopping, sex

LOVE A BARGAIN,HATE SHOPPING.

LIKE THIS MORNING,I WOKE UP,

REALIZED THAT I FORGOTSOME ESSENTIAL STUFF.

HAD TO RUN TO THE DRUG STORE,GRAB SOME THINGS.

TOOTHBRUSH, CONDOMS,HAND SANITIZER.

YOU KNOW, THE ESSENTIALS, OKAY?

RIGHT? BUT I HATE--YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE SHOPPING

BECAUSE I DON'T LIKEPUTTING MY STUFF ON THE COUNTER

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE--YOU KNOW, CASHIERS--

YOU EVER HAD A CASHIERJUDGE YOU?

YOU PUT YOUR SHITON THE COUNTER.

YOU PUT IT DOWN.THEY DO LIKE THIS.

LIKE, "HEY,YOU DON'T MAKE ENOUGH, OKAY?

YOU DON'T MAKE--DO NOTJUDGE ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY?"

LIKE, YOU EVER MADEA SEXY PURCHASE BY ACCIDENT?

LIKE, YOU MADEA ACCIDENTAL SEXY PURCHASE?

LIKE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU WAS BUYING WAS SEXY

UNTIL THE CASHIER ALLUDEDTO YOU, LIKE, WHAT YOU WAS--

LIKE, RECENTLY,LIKE A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,

I HAD TO RUN INTO,LIKE, A WALGREENS.

RIGHT?GRABBED TWO ITEMS.

I KNEW EXACTLYWHAT I WAS GETTING.

RAN IN, GRABBED 'EM,PUT 'EM ON THE COUNTER, RIGHT?

GIRL LOOKS DOWN AT MY ITEMS,LOOKS BACK AT ME,

SHE GOES, "AW, SHIT."RIGHT?

I'M LIKE, "WHY IS SHE LOOKINGAT ME LIKE THIS," RIGHT?

SO I LOOKED DOWN AT WHATI HAVE, AND IT WAS LIKE--

YOU KNOW, LIKE A BOTTLE OF HONEYAND SOME CANDLES, OKAY?

AND SHE WAS LIKE,"I SEE WHAT YOU 'BOUT TO DO."

I'M LIKE, "BITCH, I GOT A SORETHROAT AND MY POWER'S OUT.

YOU MIND WRAPPING THIS UP?"

BUT I DO A LOT OF SHOPPING'CAUSE I DO A LOT OF TRAVELING.