Ryan Gosling or Ryan Seacrest Fan Fiction - One Nightstand

  • Season 1 , Ep 0112
  • 11/07/2013
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Chris reads fan fiction to the comedians, and they try to figure out whether the stories are about Ryan Gosling or Ryan Seacrest. (2:58)

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME

WHICH I THINK IS GOING TO BE ONE

OF OUR NEW BIGGEST GAMES ON THE

SHOW.

"RYAN GOSLING OR RYAN SEACREST

FAN FICTION."

(cheers and applause)

I'M GOING TO READ YOU EXCERPTS

FROM FAN FICTION THAT I FOUND ON

THE INTERNET AND FOR 250 POINTS

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHICH OF

THE RYANS IT IS.

SO YOU'LL ANSWER GOSLING OR

SEACREST.

HERE WE GO, HERE'S THE FIRST

ONE.

RYAN SAID, STILL CRYING, "YEAH,

I KNOW THAT NOW.

WE SHOULD OF...

(laughter)

BUT I'M SORRY, TOO.

I FEEL SO BAD HOW THE WAY I

TREATED HIM.

PEOPLE DON'T EVEN TREAT AN

ANIMAL HOW I TREATED HIM."

YES, JULIE KLAUSNER.

>> SEACREST.

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SEACREST,

RYAN SEACREST.

>> WAS THIS THE CHAPTER ABOUT

WILLIAM HUNG?

(laughter)

>> Chris: IT SHOULD "OF" BEEN.

HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

"SO I WAS JUST A ONE

NIGHTSTAND FOR YOU?"

YES, PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> A ONE NIGHTSTAND.

>> Chris: I WAS JUST A

NIGHTSTAND.

NEXT TO YOUR BED.

>> JUST ONE NIGHTSTAND.

>> Chris: I'M JUST ONE, THERE'S

ONLY ONE OF ME.

>> THIS HAS GOT TO BE A GOSLING.

>> THIS IS IN FACT A GOSLING,

YES, POINTS, POINTS.

(cheers and applause)

>> SO I WASN'T JUST A ONE

NIGHTSTAND FOR YOU.

>> Chris: SURE CAN'T WAIT TO GET

HOME TO MY LIVING NIGHTSTAND.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

"THEY LEFT A FOUR-YEAR-OLD

CHILD WITH YOU, RYAN.

SARAH STATED ALOUD."

WHICH IS HOW YOU STATE THINGS.

>> YEAH, IT'S HELPFUL.

>> Chris: "WHAT?

RYAN BURST OUT.

IT STATES HERE IN THE WILL THEY

LEFT THIS CHILD TO YOU.

SARAH STATED.

OH...MY...GOD."

PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> IT ENRAGES ME TO SAY THAT I

THINK THAT IS RYAN SEACREST.

>> THAT IS A SEACREST.

THAT IS A SEACREST.

HE GOTS THE DOLLARS.

>> THIS IS SO MUCH MORE ABOUT

THEIR FANS THAN IT IS ABOUT

THEM.

>> Chris: HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

"GREAT, SHE SMILED AND TURNED

BACK FOR THE RESTROOMS."

THAT'S WHO THE (BLEEP) KNOWS.

YEAH, PAUL.

>> I'M PLEASED TO SAY THAT I

THINK THAT THAT IS RYAN GOSLING

FAN FICTION.

>> THAT IS A GOSLING!

THAT IS A GOSLING!

(cheers and applause)

THERE HE IS WATCHING HER WALK TO

THE RESTROOM OFF IN THE

DISTANCE.

>> IN HIS PAJAMAS OUTSIDE?

>> YEAH, HE GOT OUT OF BED TO

MAKE SURE SHE GOT TO THE

BATHROOM SAFELY.

NEXT ONE.

"YOU'RE SHAUNI RIGHT?

THE ONE WHO I ONCE SENT A REPLY

TO ON MYSPACE?"

VERY TIMELY, VERY TIMELY.

"THE MAJORLY DEVOTED FAN"?

JULIE.

>> THAT'S RYAN SEACREST.

>> THAT WOULD BE ACTUALLY

RYAN...

GOSLING.

NO, THAT'S RYAN GOSLING.

>> NO!

>> GOSLING IS STILL A MYSPACE

GUY, I DON'T KNOW.

HE'S RIGHT THERE, HE'S THINKING

ABOUT MYSPACE, WHAT WENT WRONG.

WHO'S IN MY TOP EIGHT?

LIKE YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WHEELS

TURNING.

>> APPARENTLY THE BEST AUTHOR OF

ALL-TIME SHAUNI IS IN HIS TOP

EIGHT.

>> Chris: BARON, DO YOU HAVE A

THOUGHT ON THIS?

>> NO.

(laughter)

(cheers and applause)

>> Chris: NICE!

POINTS!

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