Alonzo Bodden - Latinos

  • Season 9 , Ep 22
  • 07/07/2005
  • Views: 9,865

Soon all black people will have left is cinco de negro. (1:22)

I WATCH THE RACE THING 'CAUSE

IT'S CHANGING HERE IN AMERICA.

THE WHOLE DEMOGRAPHICS ARE

CHANGING.

YOU KNOW, LATINOS, MAN,

SPANISH PEOPLE OUTNUMBER

BLACK PEOPLE NOW.

[CHEERING]

YEAH, I'M NOT TOO HAPPY

ABOUT IT.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY NOT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF

TIME BEFORE WE LOSE OUR MONTH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

RIGHT?

SOON AS THEY FIGURE IT OUT,

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE LATINO

HISTORY MONTH.

ALL WE'RE GONNA HAVE LEFT IS

CINCO DE NEGRO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST

THE LATINO PEOPLE, THE SPANISH

PEOPLE.

BUT I'M ASKING YOU TO DO ME

A FAVOR, HELP US OUT.

PICK A NAME.

ALL RIGHT?

NO REALLY 'CAUSE YOU GUYS

CHANGE, YOU KNOW 'CAUSE ONE WEEK

IT'S LATINO.

THEN SOMETIMES IT'S HISPANIC,

THEN SOMETIMES Y'ALL DIVIDE UP

INTO INDIVIDUAL COUNTRIES,

YOU KNOW, AND I GOTTA FIGURE OUT

WHERE YOU'RE FROM, YOU KNOW WHAT

I'M SAYING?

SEE WE CHANGE NAMES BUT WE DO IT

AS A GROUP.

SEE, 'CAUSE WHEN WE GOT HERE,

WE WERE NIGGERS.

NOW WE AIN'T PICKED THAT ONE,

BUT IT STUCK.

ALL RIGHT?

THEN THEY SET US FREE, WE WERE

COLORED.

THEN WE GOT MAD, WE WERE BLACK.

NOW WE GOT MONEY,

WE AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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