David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Short, McEneaney, Michael Jr., Barnes Season 5, Ep 512 12/28/2001 Views: 14,048

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked? (0:44)

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED.

LIKE, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT

EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD IS

POSING BUCK NAKED?

ALL THE YOUNG ACTRESSES.

AND THAT USED TO BE TABOO.

YOU KNOW?

IT DID.

IT WAS A TIME WHEN YOU BE

LIKE...

"DID YOU SEE MARY POSE BUCK

NAKED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

EVERYTHING IS OUT--

WHAT KIND OF FAMILY DOES SHE

COME FROM?"

NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU KNOW?

ALL THESE YOUNG ACTRESSES ARE

POSING BUCK NAKED AND IT'S

ACCEPTED.

YOU KNOW?

AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE THEM DOING

STUFF.

YOU CAN'T NEVER BE JUST NAKED.

YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO BE PLAYING

TENNIS.

(LAUGHTER)

JUGGLING HATCHETS.

SKY DIVING.

I GOT NEW FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO NOTHIN'

WHEN YOU BUCK NAKED BUT JUST BE

BUCK NAKED.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)