Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 10,935

Janeane Garofalo does not fear food. (0:40)

LAST NIGHT I WENTTO A BIRTHDAY PARTY,

AND THIS GIRL BROUGHTA CAKE AND A CHEESECAKE,

AND THE OTHER GIRLSTHAT LIVED IN THE APARTMENT,

I SWEAR TO GOD,ALL NIGHT LONG...

YOU'RE TAKING THAT CAKEWITH YOU WHEN YOU GO.

THAT CAKE'S NOT STAYINGIN THIS HOUSE.

LIKE IT'S THIS EVILHOPE DIAMOND, NUCLEAR,

HORRIFYING, CURSED THING.

THE CAKE...IS NOT STAYINGIN THIS HOUSE!

SHE'S ALONE IN THE HOUSEWITH THE CAKE!

IT'S IN THE HOUSE!DON'T GO UPSTAIRS!THE CAKE IS IN THE HOUSE!

IT'S LIKE THIS HORRIBLE HORRORFILM OF "THE CAKE IN THE HOUSE."

GET CHRISTOPHER PLUMMERIN THERE, AND AGAIN,BOX OFFICE GOLD.

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