Prescott Tolk - Retail Clothing Stores

Season 9 , Ep 911 02/10/06 Views: 4,468

Prescott Tolk feels obligated to help people. (1:52)

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL BUTI HAVE THE BUILD OF A VICTIM.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT I FIND I GET INTO PROBLEMS IN WEIRD PLACES, YOU KNOW?

LIKE RETAIL CLOTHING STORES.

WHENEVER IN THE RETAIL CLOTHING STORE

PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY COMING UP TO ME

AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS AS IF I WORK THERE.

AND THAT'S NOT REALLY THE PROBLEM.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT I FEEL OBLIGATED TO HELP THEM.

SO I WAS AT THE STORETHE OTHER DAY.

THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND HE'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME.

COULD YOU GET THESE PANTS FOR ME IN A 34 REGULAR?"

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I'M LIKE, "YEAH. I COULD DO THAT."

SO I GO TO THE BACK OF THE STOREAND I GET THE GUY HIS PANTS.

I'M FEELING KIND OF PROUD OF MYSELF, YOU KNOW?

I BRING THEM UP TO HIM LIKE, "HEY, HERE YOU GO."

AND HE'S LIKE, "OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DECIDED TO PASS ON THOSE."

I'M LIKE, "PASS, DUDE. SO I WASTED MY TIME?"

HE'S LIKE "WHAT? I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUNG MAN."

AND HE GOES OFF TO GET THE MANAGER.

AND SUDDENLY I'M REALLY FREAKIN' NERVOUS.

I FIGURE I BETTER LOOK BUSY, YOU KNOW.

I START TAKING INVENTORY. FOLDING SWEATERS.

SUDDENLY I'M FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE MANAGER.

HE'S LIKE "WE SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM HERE."

AND THEY'RE VERY JITTERY.I'M LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS GUY'S A DICK." HE'S LIKE, "WHAT?

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU JUST SAID IN FRONT OF A CUSTOMER.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?PACK UP YOUR THINGS AND GO HOME.

YOU'RE FIRED." I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE."AND THE GUY'S LIKE,

"YO, CALM DOWN, MAN. NEITHER DO I."

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