Eugene Mirman - Kickass Report on India

Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory Season 1, Ep 101 12/14/2012 Views: 765

Eugene Mirman did everything his teachers asked -- and then some. (0:49)

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THIS IS A KICK-ASS REPORTON INDIA

THAT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW,ALL THE STUFF

YOU WOULD NORMALLY DOABOUT INDIA.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW,I DON'T WANT TO JUST DO WELL.

"I WANT TO DO GREAT.I WANT TO DO SO WELL ON THIS.

"I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO--I'LL DO THE REPORT,

AND THEN I'LL DRAWA CRAZY FACE."

[laughter]

"I'LL DRAW A CRAZY FACEAND BE LIKE,

'HERE'S WHAT YOU ASKED FORAND A CRAZY FACE.'"

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY'RE LIKE,

"WE CAN'T TELL IF HE HASA LEARNING DISABILITY.

"HE DID THE THING WE ASKED,

"BUT THEN HE ALSO DREWA CRAZY FACE.

SO IS HE INCAPABLEOF UNDERSTANDING?"

LIKE, WHEN I DO ALL MY HOMEWORKAND THEN A BUNCH OF EXTRA,

AND LIKE, "AND I'M BRINGING YOUA BUNCH OF ANTS AND RAISINS

WITH THIS MATH ASSIGNMENT."

THANKS.

[cheers and applause]