Damon Wayans - Back to the Projects

Lubin, MacFarland, Hamilton, Roy Season 9, Ep 907 12/16/2005 Views: 10,592

Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood. (0:58)

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- YEAH, YEAH. HOME TOWN.

PEOPLE ASK ME DO I EVER, LIKE, GO BACK TO THE HOOD.

AND IT'S LIKE NO, I DON'T GO BACK.

BECAUSE THEY WON'T BE HAPPY TO SEE ME,

THEY'LL ROB ME.I KNOW. I GREW UP THERE.

THEY'LL BE LIKE, "YO. RUN THAT MONEY.

"WE KNOW YOU GOT MONEY.RUN YOUR POCKETS.

"YEAH, TELL YOUR BROTHER MARLON TO COME ON THROUGH.

- LET ME ROB HIM TOO YO." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE LAST TIME I WENT BACK TO THE PROJECTS,

MY FRIEND ASKED ME IFI WANTED TO ROB A CAB WITH HIM.

HE'S LIKE, "YO, COME ON MAN.

LET'S GO ROB A CAB FOR OLD TIME SAKE."

"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? ROBBING A CAB?

I'LL BUY YOU A CAB. "I AIN'T GONNA ROB NO CAB."

I GET RECOGNIZED. IT'S LIKE MAN,

"ROB YOUR BOX. RUN THAT CIGAR BOX."

HE'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S DAMON WAYANS. HOW YOU DOING?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]