Eric Andre - The Worst Bit in Television - Uncensored

The One with Betrayal Season 1, Ep 6 09/04/2014 Views: 10,069

Eric Andre's stand-up set is interrupted when he gets a call that his wife is in labor right outside the comic book store. (2:03)

Eric Andre.

Agh!

Uh, this is my first timedoing stand-up.

I want a topic from theaudience.

No, no, I don't, okay.

Ah, where are you from?Agh!

I hate when people that orderstupid drinks from the bar...

they're like, "I'll have ared-headed slut."

Next time you're at the bar,just make up one of those names.

Just go, "Yeah, can I get ashitty dicksucker?"

And then when the bartender'slike, "What the fuck is that?"

Just go, uh, it's just anO'Doul's, it's just--

( PHONE VIBRATES )

Oh, shit, hold on, sorry.

Yeah. Oh, my god! Oh, my god,my wife is having a baby!

My wife-- I'll be right there,honey.

My wife is having a baby!My wife is having a baby!

Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, mygod, oh, my god, oh, my god.

Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh,my god, Oh, my god, oh, my god,oh, my god.

Oh, my god, oh, my god,fuck, fuck, shit!

Will you help me, please?Piss.

What do you need?Do you need me to call 911?

Oh, my god,get away from my wife!

Get away! Where are you? Liedown, honey. Lie down!

Lie down, lie down, lie down,lie down, lie down, lie down.

Oh, my god, oh, my god,oh, my god, oh, my god.

Oh, my god!

What the fuck?

Oh, my god, oh, my god,my wife just had a sandwich!

My wife just had a sandwich!My wife--

My wife just had a sandwich! Oh,my god, honey. Thank you.

Thank you, baby. I love you.I love you.

I want a divorce.

Hey, can I get my sandwich?Yeah.

Wait, that's it?

Can I get a sandwich, please?Now!

Thank you.

We did it. We produced the worstbit in television.

I fucking suck!Yeah!

Ah-too. Eric Andre, everybody.Hey, Eric Andre.