Mitch Fatel - Panty Power

  • Season 11 , Ep 19
  • 04/05/2007
  • Views: 29,569

Without a woman, underwear isn't that exciting. (2:29)

AND THEY LET ME SEE THEMIN THEIR PANTIES.

OH, MY GOD. I LOVE SEEING GIRLS IN THEIR PANTIES.

GIRLS CAN ACTUALLY BUY THEMSELVES A PAIR OF PANTIES,

AND IT'S A GIFT FOR YOU. ON MY LAST BIRTHDAY,

MY GIRLFRIEND WALKED OUT IN BRAND-NEW PANTIES.

SHE'S LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

I WAS LIKE, "THIS ISTHE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER."

SOME GUYS-- THEY LIKE PANTIES TOO MUCH. I WAS READING IN THE PAPER,

THERE WAS A GUY WHO GOT ARRESTED'CAUSE HE WOULD GO INTO

GIRLS' HOUSES AND HE WOULD STEAL THEIR PANTIES.

THAT GUY HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUES. DON'T GET ME WRONG,

I LIKE PANTIES JUSTAS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY.

BUT WITHOUT THE GIRL THE PANTY LOSES ITS POWER.

THAT'S WHY WHEN GIRLS PUT ON THEIR PANTIES,

THEY ALWAYS YELL OUT,"PANTY POWERS ACTIVATE."

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - YEAH. THAT'S A FACT.

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT GIRLS ACTUALLY GO

PANTY SHOPPING TOGETHER.

OH. THEY'RE SO SEXY.

[LAUGHTER]

GIRLS, PLEASE BRING ME PANTY-SHOPPING TO YOU.

I WILL BE SUCHA GOOD PANTY ASSISTANT.

I WILL HOLDALL THE PANTIES FOR YOU.

THEN IF THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN THAT HAS A PAIR THAT YOU WANT,

- YOU'LL GET THOSE PANTIES. - [LAUGHTER]

AND NOW WOMEN WEAR THOSE THONG PANTIES.

OH. THOSE ARE WONDERFUL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT THOSE THROUGH. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

I THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE UFOs BEFORE WOMEN WOULD AGREE

TO PUT A PIECE OF STRINGUP THERE ASS FOR US.

BUT WE PULLED TOGETHER AND WE GOT IT GOING.

- AND I'M PROUD OF US. - [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

NO, STO-- NO, NO. DON'T CLAP FOR ME.

I'M-- I'M NO HERO. I'M SPOILED NOW.

WHENEVER I'M WITH A GIRLWITH REGULAR PANTIES,

I'M ALWAYS LIKE-- "AREN'T YOU READY

FOR BIG-GIRL PANTIES? THAT'S SO SAD."

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WOMEN. I'M LIKE A WOMAN STATISTICIAN.

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