Bobby Bottleservice - The Ballad of Bobby B.

  • Season 2 , Ep 9
  • 03/11/2014
  • Views: 4,947

Farley asks Bobby to help her record a demo but quickly comes to doubt both his equipment and his industry connections. (2:26)

[mellow music]

- ♪ I TRIED

♪ I TRIED

- [grunting, water running]

[doorbell rings]

WHO WOULD DARE TO INTERRUPT ONEOF MY NIGHTTIME WORKOUT SHOWERS?

I'M [bleep].I'M [bleep].

- HEY, IT'S ME, FARLEY.

- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I NEVERWANTED TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

AND YET HERE IT IS,YOUR FACE AGAIN.

NO OFFENSE--YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL.

- [talk/rapping]I LIKE YOUR FACE TOO.

PRETTY EYEBALLS.

LOVE YOUR FACIAL HAIR,YOUR CHEST IS GLISTEN-Y.

- [talk/rapping]LET ME STOP YOU THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

- TO MAKE A DEMO.

I NEED YOU TO MAKEA MUSIC DEMO FOR ME.

- OKAY, DELL COMPUTERIN FULL EFFECT,

STATE-OF-THE-HEARTMICROPHONE.

- I DON'T KNOW.I'M NERVOUS.

- THEN YOU JUST NEED TO "RELAS"A LITTLE BIT.

- BUT HOW COULD I DO THAT?I TOLD YOU I'M NERVOUS, STUPID.

- LET ME HELP YOU FEELTHE SEXY.

- THAT'S NICE.

♪ THAT FEELS SO GOOD

♪ THAT FEELS SO GOOD,BOBBY ♪

♪ OOH, BOBBY,OOH, BOBBY ♪

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, BOBBY

OH, MY GOD! WOW.

IT'S LIKE YOUR KISSESACTIVATED MY VOICE.

- NO DOUBT.

- ♪ I FEEL SO

♪ READY FOR LOVE

♪ YEAH [woman moaning, beeping]

WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT?

- NO, IT'S NOTHING.JUST--YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE

CRASHED MY HARD DRIVE.

- YEAH, RIGHT.YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE VIRUSES?

I TOLD YOU.GET A SECOND COMPUTER.

- I GOT A SECOND COMPUTER.

I GAVE IT TO MY MOMFOR HER EMAIL.

- OH, HERE WE GO.GODDAMN, YOU'RE A BITCH.

- I SWEAR TO GOD, FARLEY.

NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT TO METHAN BUSINESS.

- OH, REALLY?THEN WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

WITH THIS RINKY-DINK ASSMICROPHONE?

- DON'T YOU EVER MAKE FUNOF MY MICROPHONE.

- YOU THINK MARIAH CAREYSINGS INTO THIS?

- I WISH I COULD BE NICK CANNONTO YOU.

- WHO DO YOU KNOW?WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?

- TRIPPY D.

- YO, WHO THE [bleep]IS THAT?

- TRIPPY D WORKS WITH MGMT,LMFAO, RUDTF.

- RUDTF?

- MOST DEFINITELY.

[both laughing]

- YOU GOT ME, YOU DEVIL.

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