[mellow music]
♪
- ♪ I TRIED
♪ I TRIED
- [grunting, water running]
[doorbell rings]
WHO WOULD DARE TO INTERRUPT ONEOF MY NIGHTTIME WORKOUT SHOWERS?
I'M [bleep].I'M [bleep].
- HEY, IT'S ME, FARLEY.
- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I NEVERWANTED TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.
AND YET HERE IT IS,YOUR FACE AGAIN.
NO OFFENSE--YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL.
- [talk/rapping]I LIKE YOUR FACE TOO.
PRETTY EYEBALLS.
LOVE YOUR FACIAL HAIR,YOUR CHEST IS GLISTEN-Y.
- [talk/rapping]LET ME STOP YOU THERE.
WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
- TO MAKE A DEMO.
I NEED YOU TO MAKEA MUSIC DEMO FOR ME.
- OKAY, DELL COMPUTERIN FULL EFFECT,
STATE-OF-THE-HEARTMICROPHONE.
- I DON'T KNOW.I'M NERVOUS.
- THEN YOU JUST NEED TO "RELAS"A LITTLE BIT.
- BUT HOW COULD I DO THAT?I TOLD YOU I'M NERVOUS, STUPID.
- LET ME HELP YOU FEELTHE SEXY.
- THAT'S NICE.
♪ THAT FEELS SO GOOD
♪ THAT FEELS SO GOOD,BOBBY ♪
♪ OOH, BOBBY,OOH, BOBBY ♪
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, BOBBY
OH, MY GOD! WOW.
IT'S LIKE YOUR KISSESACTIVATED MY VOICE.
- NO DOUBT.
- ♪ I FEEL SO
♪ READY FOR LOVE
♪ YEAH [woman moaning, beeping]
WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT?
- NO, IT'S NOTHING.JUST--YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE
CRASHED MY HARD DRIVE.
- YEAH, RIGHT.YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE VIRUSES?
I TOLD YOU.GET A SECOND COMPUTER.
- I GOT A SECOND COMPUTER.
I GAVE IT TO MY MOMFOR HER EMAIL.
- OH, HERE WE GO.GODDAMN, YOU'RE A BITCH.
- I SWEAR TO GOD, FARLEY.
NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT TO METHAN BUSINESS.
- OH, REALLY?THEN WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
WITH THIS RINKY-DINK ASSMICROPHONE?
- DON'T YOU EVER MAKE FUNOF MY MICROPHONE.
- YOU THINK MARIAH CAREYSINGS INTO THIS?
- I WISH I COULD BE NICK CANNONTO YOU.
- WHO DO YOU KNOW?WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
- TRIPPY D.
- YO, WHO THE [bleep]IS THAT?
- TRIPPY D WORKS WITH MGMT,LMFAO, RUDTF.
- RUDTF?
- MOST DEFINITELY.
[both laughing]
- YOU GOT ME, YOU DEVIL.