Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

  • Season 4 , Ep 5
  • 12/31/2000
  • Views: 12,040

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests. (1:49)

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I AM.

I'M VERY HAPPY.

AND I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.

LADIES, YOUR HAPPINESS IS VERY

IMPORTANT TO US.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY,

YOU'LL LET US TOUCH YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

SEX IS IMPORTANT TO GUYS.

WE NEED STORIES TO TELL OUR

FRIENDS.

(LAUGHTER)

AND MEN TEND TO LIE WHEN IT

COMES TO SEXUAL CONQUEST.

YOU SHOULD HEAR SOME OF THE

EGO-DRIVEN LIES MY FRIENDS HAVE

TOLD ME.

"SWEAR TO GOD, MAN, THE HOOKER

GAVE THE MONEY BACK."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S THE EGO THAT MAKES US LIE.

MY EGO'S OUT OF CONTROL.

MY EGO TALKS TO ME.

"YOU THE MAN."

"NO-- YOU THINK?"

"MM-HMM."

"NO. THAT AIN'T ME, MAN."

"SUPER FLY."

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY EGO IS?

I WAS MAKING LOVE TO THIS GIRL.

IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, SHE HAD AN

ASTHMA ATTACK.

AND I THOUGHT I WAS A GOD.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"WHO'S THE KING?

WHO'S THE KING?"

"INHALER; INHALER."

"THAT'S IT.

BREATHE, BABY, BREATHE."

(LAUGHTER)

THAT MONOGAMY THING IS A LOT

HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS

GONNA BE.

AFTER A SHOW, THE GIRLS COME UP

TO YOU, "YOU'RE FUNNY."

"THANKS.

I GOT TO GO SLAM MY (BLEEP) IN A

DRAWER RIGHT NOW."

(LAUGHTER)

'CAUSE I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND.

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