Erik Griffin - Men Are Like Dogs

The Seance Season 2, Ep 3 09/19/2014 Views: 8,502

Erik Griffin shares some practical dating advice with the women in the audience. (1:21)

DATING'S DIFFICULT,YOU KNOW.

DATING'S DIFFICULT,AND I JUST HAVE

AN ANNOUNCEMENTFOR ALL THE LADIES...

PLEASE, IF YOU'RENOT INTERESTED IN A GUY,

YOU GOTTA LOOK HIMRIGHT IN HIS FACE, AND GO,

"I'M NOT INTERESTED."

DON'T IGNORE HIM FOR SIX MONTHS,DON'T AVOID HIS PHONE CALL,

JUST BE LIKE,"I'M NOT INTERESTED."

MEN ARE LIKE DOGS.WE NEED DIRECT COMMUNICATION.

NO!

DON'T BE A COWARDWITH YOUR HINT LANGUAGE.

GIRLS LIKE TO HINT, RIGHT?THEY'RE LIKE, UH,

"HE'LL GET THE HINT.

'CAUSE HE'S NICE, I DON'T WANTTO HURT HIS FEELINGS.

HE'S SO NICE.

HE'S SO NICE."I'M SO TIRED OF BEING NICE.

JUST BE DIRECT WITH ME.

LIKE, THERE'S SOME GUYS,WHO, YOU COULD BE LIKE,

"I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU,FOR ANYTHING, EVER."

AND HE'S STILL GONNA GO,"AH-HA! SO WHAT YOU SAYING?"

[laughter]

"WHY YOU PLAYING RIGHT NOW?"

SO JUST BE DIRECT.

GIRLS WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHINGABOUT THEMSELF,

EXCEPT, "I'M NOT INTERESTED."

YOU COULD BE LIKE,"HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT?"

THEY'LL BE LIKE,"UHHHH...I JUST GOT OUT

OF A REALLY SERIOUSRELATIONSHIP.

AND I'M JUST TRYING TOFIND OUT WHO I AM,

AS A PERSON, AS A WOMAN,TO SEE WHERE I'M GOING

WHEN I'M THERE, TO FIND OUTWHO I SHOULD BE, WHEN I SEE--"

SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

[cheers and applause]JUST BE DIRECT, RIGHT, DUDES?

- YEAH!