How's it going tonight, folks?
Halloween's coming up, huh?
No, like 13 months now,Halloween's coming up.
You know what Inoticed last Halloween?
A lot of couples going out, notcoordinating their costumes.
I was at a party.
I'm watching people come in.
I'm like, oh, wow, look who justarrived-- those famous lovers
from history, Romeoand Pocahontas.
Hey, they're on a doubledate with Gandhi and Cher.
But I'm a single guy myself.
I was reading the personal ads.
Saw one that said "singlewhite female, 27, herpes mild."
Yeah, I didn't didn't knowwe use same rating system
for social diseases aswe do for taco sauce.
But speaking of food mademyself a good dinner tonight.
I used a wok.
That is a greatthing to have, a wok.
With a wok, in the privacy ofyour own home you can create
your own mediocreChinese food for $0.50
less than ordering take out.
I'm standing over thisthing going, oh yeah.
I'm glad I'm makingthis stuff myself,
because thoserestaurants in Chinatown
just don't make hot dogfried rice the way I like it.
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