suing McDonald's 'cause she got
a condom in her Big Mac.
I think she should get money
for getting grossed out.
You know, that's worth a couple
grand she should get, you know,
For choking on it,
she shouldn't get a red cent.
I stop eating if there's a piece
of bone in a burger.
What is up with this woman when
she's just, like, wailing
on this burger?
[making chowing-down noises]
"Is your pickle in, like,
a little tiny packet?"
[laughter and applause]
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