The Men Are Talking

  • Season 3 , Ep 15
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 5,125

Things get heated between the guys when Ders tries to keep JustAnna for himself. (2:54)

FROM UP HERE,RANCHO CUCAMONGA SEEMS

LIKE A SMALL TOWN.

YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY,THIS CITY COULD BE ALL OURS?

- OH, IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFULUP HERE, ANDERS.

- ACTUALLY, UM...

I'VE GOT A HARD ON.

- OH, WELL, THENWHY DON'T YOU PULL IT OUT

AND STROKE IT AND...

I'LL TURN MY [bleep]INTO A GLOVE.

- [guffaws]OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A REAL CHICK.

I LOVE IT.

NOW, IF WE DO THIS,

I WOULD LOVE FOR YOUTO CALL ME YOUR FAV.

CALL ME DAVE, YOUR FAV.

[clattering]

NO, DAVID, YOUR FAVOR-ID.

- HEY, DAVID!- WHAT?

OKAY, SAYI'M YOUR VALENTINE.

- WE KNEW YOU'D BEAT LOOKOUT POINT.

HOW CLICHE CAN YOU GET,YOU BACKSTABBING SLUT?

- OH, YOU SAID NO CRANKING DOWN.

YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOTHETICAL.

YOU'RE A HYPOTHETIC.

- YEP, AND DISGUSTING.

- HEY, GUYS, I TOLD HIMTO PULL IT OUT.

- HEY, JUSTANNA,THE MEN ARE TALKING.

- SO THAT WHOLE SONG AND DANCEABOUT BREAKING UP

WAS ALL A BUNCHOF BALONEY SANDWICH MEAT?

- IT'S MY LAPTOP!- YOUR LAPTOP?

- IT'S MY LAPTOP.- YOUR LAPTOP?

MORE LIKE,SOAR, LAPTOP!

- JUSTANNA!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

- I IMMEDIATELY REGRETDOING THAT.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.- LOOK AT US!

- WE'RE SUPPOSEDTO BE IN THIS TOGETHER!

- HEY, DORKS!

SHUT UP!

I'M TRYINGTO FINISH THIS "V" DAY

WITH A BJ!

- HIGH SCHOOL BJs, DUDE.

- MISS 'EM.- [blubbers lips]

I GOT LIKE...

I NEVER GOT ONE.

- THAT'S WHAT TIME TRAVEL ISGONNA BE FOR.

all: HEY!

- SHH![book cart squeaking]

- OH, HEY, BOYS.

- [whispers]WE'RE HOPING

THAT YOU WOULD JOIN USIN REAL LIFE,

IN REALITY,

UH, FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

JUST THE FOUR OF US.

[beep]

- WAIT, I JUST PUT IN $500 WORTHOF TIME THE OTHER DAY.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT INA LITTLE MORE, OKAY?

- BECAUSE I CAN'T,MY CREDIT CARD'S MAXED OUT.

I BOUGHT A LAPTOP.

- WHAT KINDOF BOBO CREDIT CARD DO YOU HAVE?

- IT'S NOT BOBO,IT'S DISCOVER,

AND IT PAYS TO, OKAY?

- DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.

- 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONEWHO MAXED IT OUT,

TRYING TO HANDS-FREE JACK WHEN--REALLY?

- THAT'S A WORTHY ENDEAVOR.

- [whispers] YOU DON'T HAVETHE MENTAL BANDWIDTH

TO PULL THAT OFF, PLAYBOY.

- I DON'T HAVETHE MENTAL BANDWIDTH?

- NO.

- YOU HAVE NO IDEAHOW WIDE MY BAND IS.

- IT'S LIKE A CAT'S TAIL.- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL HANDS-FREE RIGHT NOW.WATCH, IN PUBLIC.

- GO FOR IT.- WATCH, I'M DOIN' IT.

I'M AT HALF-MAST ALREADY.

- HEY, FELLAS.- I'M GONNA BLOW IN A MINUTE.

IF YOU COULD BE QUIETFOR ONE MINUTE,

I WILL EXPLODE IN MY PANTS.

- COOL IT!- PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU.

- OKAY, THERE'SA LOT OF PRESSURE HERE.

THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE.

- I NEED YOU,I NEED MY DUDE CREW, RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE I'M GONNA ASK HERIF WE CAN GO PRIVATE

FOR FREE, ALL RIGHT?JUST FOR A SECOND.

JUST FOR YOUR DADDIES.- NO, I'M NOT ALLOWED.

- [slaps desk]OKAY.

- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.WHAT?

- THAT WAS FUN!

- ALL RIGHT,KEVINJAMESFAN6 SAYS,

"PAY UP OR SHUT UP.

NOW START BEATINGYOUR BREAD BOX"?

OH, YOU DON'T--- THAT'S OUR GIRL!

- YOU DON'T TALKTO OUR WOMAN LIKE THAT!

all: TELL HIM TO...

- UH...- MM...

- WHAT DID WE SAYTO THAT ONE GUY?

- WE WERE LEAVING THE BAR...

- YOU SAID--- NO, AND I SAID,

"OH, SUCK IT."all: YES!

- I SAID "SUCK IT."WITH, LIKE, THREE "U"s THOUGH,

SO HE KNOWS WE MEAN BUSINESS.

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