Maria Bamford - Dr. Sister

  • Season 11 , Ep 10
  • 02/15/2007
  • Views: 25,262

Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor. (1:26)

THOUGH I LIKE TO INTRODUCE HER AS

"THIS IS MY SISTER SARAH. SHE CUTS UP THE DEAD

- INTO CHUNKS. YEAH. YEAH" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

'CAUSE SHE'S MY OLDER SISTER. SHE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME ABOUT

DIFFERENT DISEASESSHE THINKS I MIGHT HAVE.

"OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE THAT ONE DARK CURLY HAIR THAT

"COMES OUT OF YOUR NECK?YOU'VE SEEN IT, RIGHT?

"I AM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.

"OKAY, THAT ONE DARK, CURLY CREEPY DISGUSTING-- OKAY.

"AND YOUR BREASTS ARE, LIKE, REALLY SMALL?

"DUDE, IT'S CALLED 'TOSIS.' IT'S A SYNDROME.

"YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HORMONES CHECKED OR YOU'RE GONNA

WAKE UP AND BE COVERED IN FUR LIKE A WEREWOLF."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"SHUT UP, SARAH." "OH, SHUT UP, 'WEREWOLF.'"

[LAUGHTER]

MY SISTER HAS A REALLY GOOD TV SHOW IDEA.

SHE SAYS-- "OKAY. SO IT'S LIKE A MAKEOVER SHOW.

"WE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE. WE-- WE, LIKE, TELL YOU

"EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FAMILY

"AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR OUTFITS AND YOUR DECORATING

"AND YOUR RELATIONSHIPS AND YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES

"AND THEN WE JUST LEAVE YOU THERE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NO TRUCK COMES. [SINISTER LAUGH]"

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